is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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