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(214): View more from Texas

I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.

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(360): View more from Washington

My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died

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(307): View more from Wyoming

He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...

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the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you

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(330): View more from Ohio

151 hangover. Need apocalypse.

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