He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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His masturbation skills should "live strong". He will need them.
You can do that? Honestly, I've never tried!
That hurts thinking about it.
Hinting that he has stamina?
uummm.... excuse me... but.... WHAT THE FUCK?!
And you watched this why?
I once had sex with a guy who shouted "cum time!" as he was cumming, and fist pumped me after. Oh the things we endure for men...
that's how we treat women that call themselves 'thickass'. booty is the top priority, humor 2nd.
this just proves that guys never grow up
Agreed, all men do this all the time. This single occurrence posted on Texts From Last Night proves it. It just makes sense.