Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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I'd fuck pirates all day long if they all looked like Johnny depp ;)
Oh yeah-this text sucks!
Gonna go light my blunt by candle light
Wtf is this shit mylifeisfly crap, SHUT UP
@11:47 I don't think Pilgrims drank, them being Jesus freaks and all. Pirates, however, are another story.
Because they're texts from last night.
Why are most texts on here about sex, getting
drunk, or jersey shore? Seriously
Everybody on this site is sloppy. :)
I think that immediately precedes "You have died of dysentery" in The Oregon Trail.