ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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Friends stop to put you in bed when you've had a rough night. True friends, however, text to make sure you're ok then laugh the rest of the way home...
What kinda friend would stop and help his/her buddy inside.. Damn lol
and this is why stalkers can come in handy...
i whish i had a friend like him.
Dudes passed out on a porch.. What makes you think he will CALL?!
Agreed. Sex them.
This is the funniest text I've seen in past year!
It was his mom who sent this. haha.
And you didn't think to maybe stop and help them? Wow you are a true friend aren't you
Or stop and help him you ass