I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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IT'S A TRAP!
Jam out with your clam out!
Been there...reeled that!!!
... which is why they all said no.
There is more then a pearl in there
Is it slimy and covered in seaweed?
Like the saying goes: if it seems to good to be true, it probably is. Keep your STDs to yourself.
No thanks, smells fishy. Fired!
Yup!! I'll take a look
The truth is revealed, ur a slut.
If you need to ask. . .
NO response to that
Mmmmm fuzzy pink minks :) Good ol' sausage in the hot pocket. The salami grinder! Haha :p
The bearded clam has been known to exibit such lesbianic behavior as clam clapping and is the distant cousin of the wisker biscuit
You go gi- never mind.
You sure you told them, that your lips won't clamp down like a real clam...preventing access to the treasure inside???? Guess yah didn't seeing that their eels didn't want to dare to explore for treasure.