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  • 86 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:29am

    Soviet Russia guy litterally has NO life! Sucks to be you Soviet Russia loser.

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:53am

    Or go fall down a set of stairs...

  • 87 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:47am

    For valentines day I'm giving you a brother (hopefully not a sister haha) in nine months

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:38am

    In Capalists America guys get pregnant by laying still!

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:05am

    In Capalistic America we have option to get pregnant!

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:09pm

    In soviet Russia we would abort that bitch

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:03am

    My nipples burn when I squeeze out orange juice

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:10am

    Dude I just shaved my balls, it burns

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:38pm

    ..or go in your closet and get a wire hanger...

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:14am

    Lays potato chips?

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:02am

    In frozen antartica penguins waddle!

  • 68 77
    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 15, 10 at 11:53am

    Put some Pepsi in your cooter, itll kill those little guys before they can knock your ass up!

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:45am

    12:52 you're such an ignorant bigot.. Almost all black people in the united states don't even know Africa at all... You my friend deserve a bullet in the frontal lobe... All fucking Klan members should have large pine cones shoved up their pee hole...

  • 65 72
    Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on Feb 14, 10 at 11:20pm

    You idiot tell her to stand up. Make the j izz work AGAINST gravity

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:21pm

    8:03 hahahaha so fucking random

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:54pm

    11:28, don't encurage him.

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:10pm

    This text is stupid!!!!

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:30am

    In soviet Russia they have no money to abort babies.

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:28am

    It burns when I pee

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:36am

    I like feet

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:36pm

    I love using my tits as a milk firehose

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:28pm

    Hahaha. Soviet Russia man you make me laugh.

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:08pm

    2nd

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:09pm

    3rd

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:30am

    This txt makes no sense.

    • 65 61
      Submitted by claralea on Feb 18, 10 at 12:01am

      I'm pretty sure it's support from one person to a person with an abortion appt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:49am

    In Soviet Russia black men ride in tanks!

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:07am

    Lie not lay

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:25pm

    Fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:07pm

    First

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:44pm

    11:21 FTW

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:21pm

    Ps can we kill the nigs in the holocaust part 2??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:11am

    Go die in fucking hole soviet Russia guy!!! No one gives a shit!!!!

  • 52 74
    Submitted by OhSoAle on Feb 15, 10 at 1:12pm

    Really, just where a condom, and if you're not, your disgusting AND your fucked when you knock a girl up.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:24am

    Represent Williamsburg!

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:15pm

    Must be a sailor from NOB.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by CubeZero on Feb 15, 10 at 1:46am

    WHY IS IT , THAT WHEN SOMEONE NEW POSTS A COMMENT IT ISNT IN ORDER AND IT GOES RANDOMLY IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OTHER TEXTS?

    • 59 73
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 15, 10 at 11:40am

      why is your retarded text all in caps? fucktard.

      • 58 74
        Submitted by SovietRussiaGirl on Feb 15, 10 at 5:50pm

        maybe their caps key is broken? douche

        • 43 62
          Submitted by PootieTang on Feb 16, 10 at 11:18am

          Maybe shift key works both ways? Dickweed.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:02am

    Not you fat Jesus!

  • 57 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:15am

    As long as you're committed. Fuckin' idiot.

  • 57 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:17pm

    I wish they would find the racist Soviet Russia guys and beat them to a bloody mess. Stupid ignorant motherfuckers. Everyone hates you.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 18, 12 at 3:08pm

    Grammar. Twitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:11am

    Seriously Soviet Russia people? All this over a single episode of family guy that aired over a year ago? It wasn't funny in the show and it's not funny here. Grow the fuck up you 13 year old trolls.

    • 42 84
      Submitted by SpiderPig on Feb 15, 10 at 2:27am

      Actually it was hilarious in the episode as is all Family Guy. However, that joke was around before Family Guy even aired their first episode. While they grow up maybe you could develop a sense of humor.

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:21pm

    In America, we abort Soviet Russians with motherfucking guns.

  • 35 65
    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 18, 10 at 10:21am

    1:38 NO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:42am

    Poor grammar but I get it.. Lol