My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Expect to be disappointed, Romeo.
Wrong. Chili-making is a man's job. Nut up and do it yourself.
He meant it as a joke but it was still funny
My friends mum always made us chicken nuggets. She was the best.
Agreed. Mans job. I would gladly make my man a sandwich though.
Lmao. Good one.
I hope she said, " I'm not your mom asshole, I bet she didn't fuck you when you got home either" hmmmm chili or sex?
that is SO wrong. i hope some chick makes you chili and dumps it on your dick. :] that would be the standard i expect girls to live up to.
How about when your mom kissed you at the prom? What about that standard?
Once you stop being a loser, sure.
Boys with tiny dicks don't deserve chili.
Chili making is a mans job. Are you going to let her leave the kitchen with shoes on and fire up the grill to BBQ and not be holding a baby too?
Any female should know better. (this phrase coming from a female)