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  • 56 53
    Submitted by Alan909 on Nov 26, 10 at 12:22am

    In soviet Russia, trees pull you out of ground

  • 51 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 25, 10 at 11:52pm

    That can really hurt your penis.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 25, 10 at 9:30pm

    Compensate much...?

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Farore on Nov 25, 10 at 4:23pm

    i know wat im doing tonight!

  • 42 53
    Submitted by richard_scott on Nov 25, 10 at 4:03pm

    Sword fights make me firsty.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by literally_epic on Nov 26, 10 at 1:34am

    By spruce trees you mean cock, and by planters you mean your ass hole

  • 48 72
    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 25, 10 at 8:21pm

    you hang with immature a*sholes

  • 32 47
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 25, 10 at 9:47pm

    Fired for murdering trees.

    • 41 48
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 26, 10 at 2:11am

      Stab a beaver, instead.