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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.

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Congratulations on coming out.

Submitted by Steve_man on Nov 27, 10 at 6:25pm

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Congratulations on coming out! You are beautiful.

Submitted by squared on Nov 27, 10 at 11:43pm

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Congratulations, be proud of who you are.

Submitted by suicidal_sal on Nov 28, 10 at 5:02am

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Love the thanksgiving coming out party. Woot!!!

Submitted by virginiawolf63 on Nov 27, 10 at 9:35pm

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Lol, That's great.

Submitted by wildnwired on Nov 27, 10 at 5:20pm

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Welcome to the community you will receive your gift basket of lotions and your members card in the mail soon btw congrats man

Submitted by aussie_axle on Nov 28, 10 at 4:56am

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Congratulations on coming out!

Submitted by jamall on Nov 28, 10 at 1:26am

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You ruined his pumpkin pie when you asked if he wanted some whipped cream.

Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 27, 10 at 9:39pm

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What is it with coming out during the holiday family get together?

Submitted by midnightCereal on Nov 27, 10 at 9:22pm

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- You only need to say it once because everyone is conveniently there? Just a guess.
  
  Submitted by RyanM on Nov 28, 10 at 3:15am
  
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- Probably because the whole (extended) family is there and pestering the shit out of you for not having a bf/gf, or for not being married, or something similar. Add that to the spiked nog, your defenses get weak, and next thing you know - you're out.
  
  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 28, 10 at 7:32am
  
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Ironic if it's a guy. Hilarious if it's a girl. Pretty good stuff either way you slice it.

Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Nov 27, 10 at 11:25pm

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Yay! Congratulations! Proud of you for coming out! :D

Submitted by yeahokay on Nov 28, 10 at 8:37am

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He'll get ovr it!

Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Nov 28, 10 at 1:06pm

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Lol, I love all of these comments.

Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 28, 10 at 10:07am

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Thank you Jonathan

Submitted by Nmartz on Nov 29, 10 at 12:06am

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Congratulations!

Submitted by Nyxie on Dec 4, 10 at 12:54pm

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NOTHING ruins pumpkin pie, you bite you tongue. Or thumb in this case.

Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:34pm

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Is this a Friends reference?

Submitted by rockchalkku on Nov 28, 10 at 8:31pm

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What a disgrace if this is a guy.... Congrats if it's a girl:)

Submitted by thalastcowboy on Dec 1, 10 at 1:53pm

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If it doesn't effect you shut the hell up come on it's their right to be happy the think vaginas are nasty but it doesn't matter really we should all be able to do what we want without judgement

Submitted by john117 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:01am

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You bastard.

Submitted by Intimidator1 on Nov 27, 10 at 3:15pm

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You guys are all fucking liberals. Gays are disgusting! Ewhh

Submitted by XxEmoBitchxX on Nov 30, 10 at 9:54pm

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My cousin got his ass kicked for that.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 27, 10 at 4:34pm

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- Sounds like you're family is a bunch of assholes.
  
  Submitted by RyanM on Nov 28, 10 at 3:17am
  
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Fucking homo!

Submitted by BondDaddy on Nov 29, 10 at 7:40am

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Keep it in your pants, twinkie

Submitted by said8ED on Nov 27, 10 at 3:23pm

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Grandpa says your fired you phag

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 10 at 3:28pm

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Submitted by aussie_axle on Nov 28, 10 at 4:56am

Submitted by jamall on Nov 28, 10 at 1:26am

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Submitted by midnightCereal on Nov 27, 10 at 9:22pm

Submitted by RyanM on Nov 28, 10 at 3:15am

Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 28, 10 at 7:32am

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Submitted by yeahokay on Nov 28, 10 at 8:37am

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Submitted by Nyxie on Dec 4, 10 at 12:54pm

Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:34pm

Submitted by rockchalkku on Nov 28, 10 at 8:31pm

Submitted by thalastcowboy on Dec 1, 10 at 1:53pm

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Submitted by Intimidator1 on Nov 27, 10 at 3:15pm

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