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  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:57pm

    attentions gays: thank you for partaking in the fun, but really, you do not have to keep playing the hypothetical, "it could have been 2 guys, or 2 girls" card

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:48pm

    God bless Tulsa girls. I had a girl say to me, "Destroy me with your cock!" We're now engaged.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:58pm

    its been said before, this site has restored my faith in the whorishness of girls

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:26pm

    its called a double-standard, whore! -balls

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:33pm

    Sometimes when girls try to talk dirty they sound retarded and it's a huge turnoff. I've actually covered a girls mouth for a bit or introduced her to choking because of that.

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:15pm

    That's like in the movie The Heartbreak Kid. "Cock me! Cock me! Cock me!"

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:29pm

    i guess that is a no

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:13pm

    the chickens all have human arms

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:28pm

    i can sqeual for you too! whatever you want!

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:00pm

    it matches the one you have that says, the sperm makes it easier to poo

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:35pm

    I talk really dirty when I'm drunk and having sex with my boyfriend. Normally, I just say a few things, but it's a whole other story when I'm drunk. The next day, he always tells me things I said and I never believe them. lol

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:27pm

    That came from my state. Awesome. You sound likely friend.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:15pm

    that's a fucking awesome chick! she's a keeper, that sex will stay fresh for a long time

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:00am

    Gotta love the Jon Lajoie going on in this thread.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:18pm

    It was a girl saying it, and I wasn't upset that she said it when I said "I wish I was making that up." It was just out of character for her, and I thought she would find it funny that she had said it. And she did.

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:28pm

    I think it's great that men with small brains and even smaller balls have an anonymous place to post idiotic things like you just did 1:26.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:14pm

    Hahahaha. 12:07, Reminds me of the gentle manatee post from the other day.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:31pm

    suck my unknown error

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:31pm

    im really hot these days.... like BaNAaszz hot.... yes truly

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:01pm

    Why would that make a girl a whore? Men who like to have sex are studs, but women are whores? Give me a break.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:39pm

    poor 1:28, does your feelble little female brain inhibit you from understanding sarcasm???

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:07pm

    Three days ago a girl yelled at me to "beat it up", I wish there was a text message convo about it.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:19pm

    why would you wish that didn't happen? rather her call you small?

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:25pm

    Thank u 1:57. No one wants to know if it was 2 guys. That's fuckin disguisting

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:10pm

    Bahahaha. This actually made me laugh out loud. Bout time lol

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:20am

    6:25 - homophobe. Get over it, you're living in the past.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:58pm

    hahahahahaha that's awesome

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:17pm

    slutty whores are the most fun in bed, embrace it.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:05pm

    Well, no one has to keep playing the misogyny song either, but everyone does.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:47pm

    why does he wish he was making that up? sounds like a tool bag who cant hang with the drunk porno style bedroom behavior

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:53pm

    12:07 just put it anyway, thats what everyone else does

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12pm

    1:01pm No sweety. Girls who talk dirty are sluts in this guys mind. It's cause he never gets any.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:01pm

    sounds like she's bangin' a tool

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:10pm

    how could this be two girls?? what do we have that could be used in this context, and I doubt very much that they were talking about a dildo. And I agree, why would they be wishing they made it up? makes no sense.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:44pm

    12:13 they say thats fucked up why do the chickens have human arms