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  • attentions gays: thank you for partaking in the fun, but really, you do not have to keep playing the hypothetical, "it could have been 2 guys, or 2 girls" card

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:57pm
  • God bless Tulsa girls. I had a girl say to me, "Destroy me with your cock!" We're now engaged.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:48pm
  • i guess that is a no

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:29pm
  • that's a fucking awesome chick! she's a keeper, that sex will stay fresh for a long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:15pm
  • suck my unknown error

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:31pm
  • That came from my state. Awesome. You sound likely friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Gotta love the Jon Lajoie going on in this thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:00am
  • im really hot these days.... like BaNAaszz hot.... yes truly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Thank u 1:57. No one wants to know if it was 2 guys. That's fuckin disguisting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:25pm
  • it matches the one you have that says, the sperm makes it easier to poo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Sometimes when girls try to talk dirty they sound retarded and it's a huge turnoff. I've actually covered a girls mouth for a bit or introduced her to choking because of that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I talk really dirty when I'm drunk and having sex with my boyfriend. Normally, I just say a few things, but it's a whole other story when I'm drunk. The next day, he always tells me things I said and I never believe them. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:35pm
  • its called a double-standard, whore! -balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:26pm
  • its been said before, this site has restored my faith in the whorishness of girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:58pm
  • 6:25 - homophobe. Get over it, you're living in the past.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:20am
  • Why would that make a girl a whore? Men who like to have sex are studs, but women are whores? Give me a break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:01pm
  • poor 1:28, does your feelble little female brain inhibit you from understanding sarcasm???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:39pm
  • slutty whores are the most fun in bed, embrace it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:17pm
  • why would you wish that didn't happen? rather her call you small?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:19pm
  • I think it's great that men with small brains and even smaller balls have an anonymous place to post idiotic things like you just did 1:26.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:28pm
  • That's like in the movie The Heartbreak Kid. "Cock me! Cock me! Cock me!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Three days ago a girl yelled at me to "beat it up", I wish there was a text message convo about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Bahahaha. This actually made me laugh out loud. Bout time lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:10pm
  • It was a girl saying it, and I wasn't upset that she said it when I said "I wish I was making that up." It was just out of character for her, and I thought she would find it funny that she had said it. And she did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Hahahaha. 12:07, Reminds me of the gentle manatee post from the other day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:14pm
  • i can sqeual for you too! whatever you want!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Well, no one has to keep playing the misogyny song either, but everyone does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:05pm
  • the chickens all have human arms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:13pm
  • 12:07 just put it anyway, thats what everyone else does

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:53pm
  • why does he wish he was making that up? sounds like a tool bag who cant hang with the drunk porno style bedroom behavior

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:47pm
  • sounds like she's bangin' a tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:01pm
  • 12:13 they say thats fucked up why do the chickens have human arms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:44pm
  • 1:01pm No sweety. Girls who talk dirty are sluts in this guys mind. It's cause he never gets any.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12pm
  • how could this be two girls?? what do we have that could be used in this context, and I doubt very much that they were talking about a dildo. And I agree, why would they be wishing they made it up? makes no sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:10pm
  • hahahahahaha that's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:58pm
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