You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
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attentions gays: thank you for partaking in the fun, but really, you do not have to keep playing the hypothetical, "it could have been 2 guys, or 2 girls" card
God bless Tulsa girls.
I had a girl say to me, "Destroy me with your cock!" We're now engaged.
im really hot these days.... like BaNAaszz hot.... yes truly
i guess that is a no
that's a fucking awesome chick! she's a keeper, that sex will stay fresh for a long time
That came from my state. Awesome. You sound likely friend.
suck my unknown error
Gotta love the Jon Lajoie going on in this thread.
Thank u 1:57. No one wants to know if it was 2 guys. That's fuckin disguisting
Sometimes when girls try to talk dirty they sound retarded and it's a huge turnoff. I've actually covered a girls mouth for a bit or introduced her to choking because of that.
it matches the one you have that says, the sperm makes it easier to poo
I talk really dirty when I'm drunk and having sex with my boyfriend. Normally, I just say a few things, but it's a whole other story when I'm drunk. The next day, he always tells me things I said and I never believe them. lol
its been said before, this site has restored my faith in the whorishness of girls
its called a double-standard, whore!
poor 1:28, does your feelble little female brain inhibit you from understanding sarcasm???
slutty whores are the most fun in bed, embrace it.
why would you wish that didn't happen? rather her call you small?
6:25 - homophobe.
Get over it, you're living in the past.
I think it's great that men with small brains and even smaller balls have an anonymous place to post idiotic things like you just did 1:26.
Why would that make a girl a whore? Men who like to have sex are studs, but women are whores? Give me a break.
12:07, Reminds me of the gentle manatee post from the other day.
Bahahaha. This actually made me laugh out loud. Bout time lol
Three days ago a girl yelled at me to "beat it up", I wish there was a text message convo about it.
It was a girl saying it, and I wasn't upset that she said it when I said "I wish I was making that up." It was just out of character for her, and I thought she would find it funny that she had said it.
And she did.
That's like in the movie The Heartbreak Kid. "Cock me! Cock me! Cock me!"
Well, no one has to keep playing the misogyny song either, but everyone does.
i can sqeual for you too! whatever you want!
the chickens all have human arms
12:07 just put it anyway, thats what everyone else does
sounds like she's bangin' a tool
why does he wish he was making that up? sounds like a tool bag who cant hang with the drunk porno style bedroom behavior
No sweety. Girls who talk dirty are sluts in this guys mind. It's cause he never gets any.
12:13 they say thats fucked up why do the chickens have human arms
how could this be two girls?? what do we have that could be used in this context, and I doubt very much that they were talking about a dildo.
And I agree, why would they be wishing they made it up? makes no sense.
hahahahahaha that's awesome