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  • Submitted by sexycatpurr on May 7, 10 at 3:12pm

    That's better than trying to light yourself on fire and screaming "I can't burn, my brother is a firefighter!"

  • Submitted by ghosts on May 10, 10 at 7:55am

    One of the more hilarious texts i've read on here.

  • Submitted by IneptAdept on May 7, 10 at 4:12pm

    Infallable logic right here.

  • Submitted by vinogirl on May 8, 10 at 1:12pm

    haha so many ppl text soneone what they were doing last night, if someone texted me' what did i do last night' i would totally lie and freak them out.

  • Submitted by laurenn827 on May 7, 10 at 2:46pm

    Whoop first