you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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That's better than trying to light yourself on fire and screaming "I can't burn, my brother is a firefighter!"
Infallable logic right here.
One of the more hilarious texts i've read on here.
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haha so many ppl text soneone what they were doing last night, if someone texted me' what did i do last night' i would totally lie and freak them out.