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    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 21, 11 at 5:29pm

    I love petite girls. I can get them into my duffel bag without any folding or cutting

    • 58 50
      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 6:15pm

      Plus it gives you an excuse to put a footstool in your shower.

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 21, 11 at 5:03pm

    FIRST

    • 60 63
      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 22, 11 at 12:34am

      ...time you got to third base was at the petting zoo?

  • 60 49
    Submitted by dadx2 on Jan 21, 11 at 6:40pm

    A real Macgyver Jr. here...

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    Submitted by iknowyouknow on Jan 22, 11 at 2:39am

    A GOOD margarita should by no means come out of a margarita maker. It just sounds absurd.

    • 59 57
      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 22, 11 at 1:15pm

      Seriously. A good margarita comes from a shaker and is served in an old-fashioned glass or, better yet, a mason jar.

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    Submitted by dimdig23 on Jan 21, 11 at 8:06pm

    You are a genius. I'm proud of you!

  • 61 74
    Submitted by thefowles1 on Jan 21, 11 at 9:09pm

    I feel privileged to personally know the person who sent this. :D