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  • i wish there were a distinction between people who are stupid because they're fucked up, and stupid people who just happen to be fucked up

    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jan 24, 11 at 11:27am
  • Drinking 1800 probably contributed to you using 'contributed' instead of 'attributed' in that sentence. It's ok, English is tough sometimes.

    Submitted by Blackmane on Jan 24, 11 at 11:27am
  • It slices, it dices, it julians fries; all with five 36" blades while cooling and illuminating the room at the same time!

    Submitted by letsgetbombed on Jan 24, 11 at 5:18pm
  • I call bullshit

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 25, 11 at 10:12pm
  • Am I the only one that thinks this is kinda genius?

    Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Jan 24, 11 at 12:01pm
  • carrots work well with steel fans along with hotdogs and fingers

    Submitted by TBONEa on Jan 24, 11 at 11:23am
  • Just so everyone knows... Hot dogs have meat in them. Please save the world and go vegan. If not for yourself, for your children... And your children's children. Thanks.

    Submitted by joe_says_so on Jan 31, 11 at 12:59am
  • Sadly, this TFLN is mine. And it's not from last last night, it's from a post-it note that was stuck on my windshield following a drunken day of silliness back in high school...circa 1990. I'd been debating sending it for some time, and finally decided that the words of my drinking buddy should live on forever. Incidentally, the hotdogs were those huge red ones, and the mess we left looked like a bizarre checkerboard of linoleum and meat.\n\nFor anyone who says this isn't mine, I do not

    Submitted by TheGriz on Jan 24, 11 at 4:36pm
  • And babies tbone

    Submitted by wafflecopter on Jan 24, 11 at 3:44pm
  • Did it actually work?!

    Submitted by tanya321 on Jan 25, 11 at 7:53am
    • Pretty well, actually. I can't remember if we were drinking 1800 or just Cuervo Gold, but it started out as a game of quarters. The hotdogs came into the picture somewhere after stupidity set in. It was an economy pack...huge. The mess was insane. I kept that post-it note and it's now taped inside my high school yearbook.

      Submitted by TheGriz on Jan 25, 11 at 11:53am
  • The 1800 contributed to you throwing the hot dogs in to the fan. You're not very good at English now, are you?

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 21, 12 at 12:06am
  • Attributed?

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 21, 12 at 12:04am