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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 8, 10 at 12:43pm

    Now this is a woman (presuming) that can get to the point. A chick like this I can 'get behind'.

  • Submitted by McFly88MPH on Dec 8, 10 at 12:31pm

    last dance with mary janee

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    Submitted by rooster92 on Dec 8, 10 at 6:08pm

    Alright, take it easy baaby. make it last all night.

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      Submitted by sanclemente on Dec 9, 10 at 12:52am

      Well she was an american girl raised on promises

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    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Dec 8, 10 at 11:57am

    Who needs romance? Let's do it

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    Submitted by ohnoesitsaturtle on Dec 8, 10 at 9:27pm

    Tom Petty is probably equivalent to God.

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    Submitted by sanclemente on Dec 8, 10 at 1:33pm

    Who are you let's date

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Dec 8, 10 at 4:48pm

    That sounds pretty romantic to me.

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    Submitted by MIBassett on Dec 10, 10 at 4:27am

    She grew up tall and she grew up right, with US Indiana boys on thoes Indiana nights

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    Submitted by angorashi on Dec 8, 10 at 11:48am

    Since when would admitting you like Tom Petty help with that?

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      Submitted by sanclemente on Dec 8, 10 at 1:34pm

      Liking tom petty will always help you get laid

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 8, 10 at 5:38pm

      Petty's a Legend

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 9, 10 at 12:43am

    Sooo...nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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    Submitted by pheebsmcd on Dec 8, 10 at 1:23pm

    Dear TFLN-\nPlease stop describing my life to me through people all the way across the country.\nkthnxbai

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    Submitted by jmoyer490 on Dec 9, 10 at 12:16am

    Did some1 really just say wat does Petty have 2 do with this...r u fuckin serious man...I think I have gotten laid 2 most of petty's songs...def makes the girls wetter

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    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Dec 8, 10 at 6:05pm

    Sounds like this text could be from one of these two girls I know: Hanna R or Andrea E. I'm an Oregonian, Tom Petty is the sound of this state.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 10 at 3:09pm

    503 chickenbutt