I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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What's this? A muffin? I must need an oven mitt....
Drunk me sees the wisdom, sober me sees chaffing.
Fuck!!! How big is her cunt?????
Taking the tape off HAD to hurt.
Oven mit as a condom? were you banging an easybake oven?
Ctown understands. \n\nIt's taped in place.
With that bad grammar I would imagine you probably did.
It doesn't have to be huge, it's taped. He was just that drunk don't over think it fuck tards.
Manlaw actually has a point with this one.....
Ya I agree with manlaw 6 your dick would have to be huge and really firm for that to stay
anything's better than waking up with a bun in the over. POW!
I'd tape a tray to her rack as revenge. Particularly if she was on the flat side.
First two posts, keyword in the text is TAPED......
This is obviously fake, nobody's penis has THAT much girth!
hahahaha that's when you know you've had an amazing night.