Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Rick. Scott. Got. Handcuffed. In. The. Showers. With. Men.
It's not all bad. At least you had one free hand to let the world know you're fucking retarded.
Haha, I like it!
You. Are. Fucking. Retarded.
Damn, Michael Weston came after you. Don't mess with that guy.
Ah, I remember my first day on the force...
That's why you carry a key
Pussies thumbin' me down, again
I've come to realize that if people thumbs down you it's either because they wish they could have thought of it first and are jealous, or it's because they're pissed you thought of it first. Only two options.
The only reason the key is MIA is clearly because kinky sex went south. Said partner took key and peaced out. I'm not sure how that would work, but it's clearly the only way a key is not in this persons possession.
Nah, a handcuff key is a LRT. Freedom, baby.
Putting periods in between words in your text does not make them more entertaining. Loser.
Yet you Used. All. Caps. in your post. D. Bag.
so if you can still text why didnt you text for help?
How do u comment on a comment?!
Like this. Dumbass.
you push reply you moron
Poorly exacuted joke it should have simply said\nHandcuffed to steering wheel\nSend help
Guess it would have help to come up with an easier safe word, as opposed to "supercalifragilisticixpyaladocious" huh. Hard to say that with a gimpball lodged in your mouth and a dildo in your ass!
...especially if you need to spell it CORRECTLY
this took entirely way too long to read
Lol. Oh Tyler tx... Never fail to amuse me.
I wanna know how this happened...
You. Are. All. Fired!
@ kakwoa Nice!