i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She's the barista slut.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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