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  • my mom takes ambien nightly and around 1 am one night I saw her in her bathrobe in the neighbors yard picking their flowers. I immediately went and got her before anyone else saw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:23pm
  • That's it, I'm gonna try Ambien.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:29am
    • now you're giving me ideas...

      Submitted by canadiangirll on Apr 26, 10 at 3:30pm
    • I want to, too. But I really shouldn't.

      Submitted by mimiparkland on May 9, 10 at 6:21am
      • Yeah I tried it before and I thought something was really wrong with it. I have tried everything before, and this was different. Though it was a bit like taking too much Coricidin HBP otc. I was reading my Cosmo when it kicked in and there were tons of pictures on a page (like yearbook style) of the editors and stuff and I was convinced they were actually seeing me. I mean, I knew it was impossible, but I was terrified at the prospect.

        Submitted by LadyDhampir0707 on May 16, 10 at 7:19am
        • yeah my friend took it and super glued a bunch of M&M's to his mom's kitchen table.

          Submitted by mmtija on Nov 28, 11 at 2:17am
    • NOOOOOO shit! Sign me up for that, yo!

      Submitted by fatchick1 on Jul 6, 11 at 4:19am
  • Verizon to Verizon means I can send you a novel if I want to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:01am
  • i tripped on ambien with my best friend, she passed out about 30 mins after taking it, but i saw bubbles coming out of the walls and all the ceiling lights looked orange and i threw up in a measuring container. My boyfriend said i called him several times but i wasnt saying real words to him, just ones i was making up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:30am
  • This has win written all over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:16am
  • Two things... 1. I have never laugh so hard ... ever! 2. I now have to try Ambien

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:36am
  • amibien is sleeping medication. For people calling fake, ambien makes a lot of people hallucinate, weirder shit than this. I one time told my friend the air smells like velvet. My parents inform me that after taking ambien, I sat up and stared at the kitchen table in fear, saying there were red people there. What's worse is I woke up the next morning with no memory of this, and thought I had a good night of sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:08am
  • hahaha i tripped on ambien but i was on an airplane and thought my head was outside of the plane then ran to the bathroom and puked. im jealous of your elf trip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:25am
  • all the people saying its fake just need to join the crazy train bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:31am
  • I tripped on ambien once. I thought i was riding through a giant caterpillar made of flowers and a bunch of people were touching my arms. i was also with my mom. she said that i was lying on the bed saying "are they coming with us?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:16pm
  • I used to take Ambien to help me sleep - one time I was convinced that my shoes were putting on a parade, out of my closet and into my room, down the hallway... it was nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:08pm
  • I used to take that shit to sleep. One night i drank a glass of wine after a took it and ended up taking my snowboard down my carpeted stairs into a wall. I broke my pinky toe and looked like one of the elephants from dumbo trying to fly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Add me to the list of people who have had a hardcore ambien trip

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:05pm
  • haha ambien is fun shit, and its the best sleep you'll ever have. Once i took it and walked around my dorm room and told my friends i was "talkin around" and then i asked a friend "how long has that gorilla been giving you security?" hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Good stuff, Gotta loooove pills/and insomnia! XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:59am
  • i called and left my friends voicemails the night i tripped on ambien, i told one friend i was wearing queen elizabeth's clothes and i had to hurry and get off to phone so i could finish the tea party and return the clothes so she wouldn't be upset, told another that the mirrors were falling, everything was chasing me, the midgets wouldn't stop laughing, and there were aliens all over my room...there are no mirrors in my room and i was alone. i remember nothing. that shit is crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:03am
  • HAHAHAHA... i cant stop laughing... this is AWESOME...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I have read this 14 times. It was funny ALL 14 times!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:45am
  • dude, you called your mom "bro" super funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Best one I have seen in a long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:41am
  • I tripped on ambien and freaked out. I thought I was stuck on a ceiling beam in a circus tent and the girl riding the elephant stole my voice and the billowing walls of the tent were trying to suffocate me. And the clincher was my husband had just had me committed to the psych ward. Needless to say they did not let me out that morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:05am
  • ambien does do crazy things but i wouldn't recommend it. i was prescribed and it can make you freak out. i was found crying in a corner because "my brain left my body" and i was staring at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:57am
  • My great Aunt took Ambien when she was visiting bc she has a lot of trouble sleeping...She started dancing with me ballroom-style in a very narrow hallway, bumping me into the wall each go-round, while singing "goodniiighhhht jennifer [my name], goodniiiiiigggttt" like she was in an opera. She proceeded to calmly bow, walk into the kitchen, eat cold leftovers out of the fridge, put the empty/open container back, and walk upstairs to sleep. In the morning, she remembered none of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:56pm
  • i've totally tripped on ambien but mine is just always seeing 7 of everybody and going cross eyed alot. How do i get keebler elves?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:51am
  • i just laughed for 10 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:58pm
  • anyone who wants ambien? ill give you a way to get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Can't stop laughing xD

    Submitted by anu on Jan 16, 10 at 6:06pm
  • insomniacs unite! that shit does the same things to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:11am
  • To whoever thinks this stuff is fake - Let me assure you of one thing: You can't make this shit up. I am professional writer and I'm not half as good at this stuff. I seriously miss Ambien, but I stopped taking it for a while because i was getting addicted to it. I now do a month on, a month off for this very reason. God I can't wait until June

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I took Ambien in the hospital so I could sleep before I went home and I remember seeing the devil dress up as a clown and laughing like muuhaaaa aah ahh ahh ahh. I made myself go to sleep. That was some scary shit. I told my brother I saw spaceships. That was the last thing I remember.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I love you! You just told me about this the other night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:04pm
  • If you don't usuall trajectory sleeping pills and you take one, it can definitely make you trip out like this. I took ambien one time and i was in my bed but I though I was at tthe mall. Then I thought I was at the amusement park.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:11am
  • Hahaha, I literally just laughed for five minutes straight. I've never really heard of people tripping out on Ambien before, This is what TFLN should be, not douche bags arguing on what the "dibs" game is or deciding if some girl they don't even know on here is a whore. No one cares about that shit, people are just on here to get a laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:56am
  • One time i tripped on ambien, i remember nothing, but when I woke up i had sent 2 text messages from my phone. The first one said "everythings get up put them down" and the second said "i accidently zoned out and wrote the coat of many colors" lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:04pm
  • "join the crazy train bro" to your Mom is Hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:40am
  • ambien FTW. when i took ambien i got caught up watching a bad 90's movie, and thought i was in it. Heroin deals and running from the cops...I'm glad my parents weren't home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:59pm
  • I'm so jealous of the people who have tripped hard on Ambien. I'm prescribed it and heard voices one time (thought I was losing my mind-- didn't know it could make me bug out because my doc didn't mention it), but because I know how much fun it can be I'm worried to abuse it since it's the first time in my life that I can remember going to sleep without tossing and turning for at least 45 minutes. I know I'll probably end up caving and getting high intentionally though. Meh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Will you be my new best friend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:21am
  • I only took ambien a couple of times because every time I would have some crazy trip and then the ambien started making me have erratic emotions. But here's one of my stories... (continued)

    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:24pm
  • this is my area code and i know who wrote this. we were talking that night. wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Yeah, pills can make you trip. One time, "crimson" was just a beautiful word that just felt amazing in my mouth. Although, don't try painting or anything creative. Just sitting there is good enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:04pm
  • I am crying from laughter! Best text EVER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 10:17 wtf are you talking about that made no sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:37pm
  • Man, all the people that get so mad and question the authenticity of seriously funny TFLN are total douches. Ever taken shrooms & some people love it while other bas trip? Different people react differently! Its an anonymous site. Nobody asked for the fake patrol we're all just having fun reading hilarious shit. -lovin' the crazy train

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:16pm
  • hahahaha! this is amazing! i tripped on ambien once and my best friend told me i was standing in my living room yelling at all these people and trying to get them out of my house but it was just the christmas tree and i called my mom telling her that she needs to bring some pepper spray to get all the cunts out of the house. best day ever :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:20am
  • man I wish ambient made me trip, i have to use acid which is way harder to find

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:43pm
  • funniest shit ive eer read...omfg. i tried to read it to my sister and she told me to write it down bc she c0uldnt understand me bc i was laughing so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:53pm
  • I took ambien and woke up with a sippycup full of broccli next to me. I guarantee you this guys storys real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:05am
  • this is the best post in a long time. funny shit. how do i get ambien and how much do i take?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Whoa, I had a similar experience freshmen year, except I ran around the three floors of my dorm announcing that I was a giant lesbian elf while wearing a Christmas hat. Damn Ambien.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:58pm
  • hahah northshore represent i'm sure we've met ! funniest one i've seen in a long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Hahaha I had to stop taking Ambien because shit like this happened to me. I got lost in a forest and had a sudden urge to have phone sex with my ex. I went through with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:40pm
  • thank you for validating to all my friends that ambien sickness is real and i'm not just real big douche doing and shouting strange things around my apartment building late night

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:41am
  • one of the side effects is hallucination. I had ambian, and i didnt take it for a while, then i started taking it. My trip story: I was going to bed, and i saw people in my head telling me that ET needed to phone home, but his cell phone died and wanted to use mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:59pm
  • hahahahhahahhahahaha this story is fucking legendary !!!!! .... i need some ambien ASAP, that sounds like an amazing time

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:43pm
  • epicepicepicepicepicepic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:24am
  • Im tellin you, I have takin Ambien for about 3 years now off and on and if you take one then 15 to 20 mins later take a 2nd one...you will see the walls melt and little people talkin to you. One night I sat and talked to a radio for over 2 hours because I could hear god talking to me. THE BEST drug ever made...Oh it helps you sleep too lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:42pm
  • You can send 1000 characters in a media message generally as well. So it's entirely possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:17am
  • well, that made my day. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:29am
  • So I was determined to stare it down till morning so it wouldn't eat my husband. While I was leaning over my husband watching it he woke up and asked me what I was doing.(continued)

    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:20pm
  • this is the best original text/responses i've ever read. someone please inform me where i can get some ambien please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:32pm
  • will you marry me? its 3 am and i'm alone in my room dying of laughter, you don't even know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:08am
  • i think i need to get some Ambien

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:25pm
  • This is the best one I've ever seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:31am
  • Heard that from somewhere!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 10 at 4:14am
  • that is a great way to fall asleep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:27pm
  • hahahahah...one time i took ambien and hallucinated that everything on my desk was plotting against me

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:51am
  • My phone alows me to send 15 pages a text. this is easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:27pm
  • I laughed so hard at that I actually started crying, after which I started getting sad that I actually was laughing so hard I was crying at a random person's random text message.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:17pm
  • No you fool, Ambien is not over the counter. It's prescription. Do you honestly think something that made people trip out this much would be available to the general public and available for use at their own discretion?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:42pm
  • that is hilarious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:28am
  • way to go northshore im gonna find u

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:19am
  • this is my favorite TFLN ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:25pm
  • I took Ambien, and was convinced I was going to go outside- in blizzard. So in my pajamas ( underwear and T shirt), I put on my ski coat and laid on my floor. Soon then I proceeded to chew gum and stick it all over my wall. Then there is always the sitting on my bed with my lap top, and pictures of people look sooooo cool. And I'll be typing on my keyboard like I am playing Chopin, just typing things.... Ambien is great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:40am
  • I took ambien once and I saw vines growing all over my room and started screaming about fairies entwining things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:20pm
  • I wish I could call that experience my own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:45am
  • My roommate took a buddies Ambien, we then managed to lose a 300+lb D-tackle for like 2 hours....apparently he was on the roof of the bulding fighting Keanu Reaves matrix style..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:32am
  • Hahahahahahahaha! Holy shit all of these are hilarious...I need to get some

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:23pm
  • i just laughed so hard i cried

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:47pm
  • so glad i'm not the only one with one crazy trip. this is great. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:48pm
  • this is completely real. ive taken ambien before and i saw tiny people& a huge butterfly flying into my room and i thought i was in a log cabin... fun shit.\nand verizon to verizon or tmobile to verizon lets you go over 160

    Submitted by shanleeee on Jan 23, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Ambien seriously is crazy. It doesn't affect everyone that way, but it did to me. Yeah, insomniacs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:13pm
  • i want to try this... but ever since acid a hit of weed gives me voices so perhaps i shouldnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:49pm
  • How is that drug legal? Clearly some over dossage was included

    Submitted by t7d5 on Mar 14, 10 at 12:11am
  • hahaha "no, we're sitting in a bowl." and "join the crazy train, bro!" are the best parts, i laughed so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:39pm
  • can you get ambien in australia? someone please tell me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Xnxkxiznslwownwnd aianns jbardsjx drassandonzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:50am
  • Hahaha lol funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:43pm
  • hahahaha I almost died of laughter!!!! ok 847 this is the shit!!!! you have to be from E-Town and your name must be Rubin!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:25pm
  • OMG AMBIEN. that shit trips me out so badly. I went to mexico, and the lake, and grocery shopping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:21pm
  • She didn't find the behavior normal idiot that's why the story is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:20pm
  • This is hillarious!! funniest thing ive heard ina long time! ive got to get me some ambien.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:06am
  • Damn I need to get some fucking ambien

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:44am
  • i've tripped on Ambien before and reading all these stories make me laugh so much and remember my experience... good stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:40am
  • wow yeah i know how that is my mom takes that shit n its funny ive taken it a few times. lol i think thats how i fucked up shit with me n my x...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:03am
  • while this is fucking hilarious. i can't help but be concerned that the mother found this behavior normal

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:19am
  • THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!! BEST SHIT I HAVE READ ON HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:27am
  • yeah i don't think i can NOT try ambien now. where do you get that shit on the street? lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:01pm
  • this is fucking hilarious, I almost just peed my pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:21pm
  • hahahaha. there are seven people sitting on my knees...thats hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Totaly tripped on Ambion once! I was at my BFF's house and had been drinking but couldn't sleep, so she had some Ambian and gave it to me. All I remember is waking up and I couldn't make the clock stop spinning. She said I was saying all this nonsence stuff and she tried to get me to puke it up cuz she was scared! Nothing compared to elves though! Totaly Jealous!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:02pm
  • read this 5 minuets ago, still laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:47pm
  • I take Ambien CR every night! this is great, i know exactally what you are talking about> one time i had my car in neutral but I thought I was driving!!! I was revving my engine for at least an hour!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:28pm
  • THIS IS THE GREATEST ONE MY FRIEND AND I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVALAGE TO READ WITH OUR VERY OWN EYES!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:08am
  • Wonder what porn is like on an Ambian trip...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:51am
  • hahahahahah sooo fuckin funny! and btw, if for say 2 people both have like virizon and are texting eachother, you can type as much as you want in one text. so this IS possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Humans have found ways to alter their reality since the dawn of time. It's natural. Shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:22am
  • i used to have to take ambien... i'd take it at night and say ridiculous things then fall asleep in random places in my house. i'd also get to school on time... and never remember getting to school. shit's scary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:35pm
  • ambien is actually gods gift to the insomniacs of the world and also the druggies that use it as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:41am
  • this is by far the funniest one ive ever seen hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:47pm
  • I took Ambien once and saw GGremlins flying off the spikes on the walls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Bullshit yo;)

    Submitted by greenlove17 on Mar 21, 10 at 10:20pm
  • Right now I can not even laugh hard enough for how funny this is. Also, I am listening to "I can love you like that" By john michael montgomery. PRICELESS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:44am
  • FUNNIEST SH*T EVER! There's no way I'm NOT gonna try it now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:49pm
  • if you stay awake, amvbien does make you loopy, but it does not make you trip! that's ridicuous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:44am
  • at 19 years old i took ambien. i dont remember what i saw but i ran crying into my parents room and made my mom stay with me till i fell asleep. whatever i saw it scared the piss out of me

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:38am
  • OKay, this was the funniest thign ever. Wow they actually prescribe this stuff to people huh? Oh and I so want to try Ambien now.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 1:03pm
  • I want to try Ambien dammit! this is too funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:56pm
  • this is fucking hilarious i laughed so much!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:28am
  • OMG, I haven't laughed so hard all night!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:00am
  • I need to get my hands on some ambien hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:58am
  • I just lol'd in class and got an evil glare from my math prof. hahahahaahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:26pm
  • I just read this with my friends..we all laughed so hard we cried for about 10 mins.. and had to read it over about four times..best i've ever read by far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:59am
  • this is literally LITERALLY the funniest thing I have ever heard of. I dont know anyone who can read this and not go try ambien

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:43pm
  • @ 9:17 you are one person. this kind of shit happens to me all the time on ambien.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:46pm
  • this is all just way to awesome....northshore for sure...chicity ha ha...309

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:51pm
  • to properly trip you have to fight off the sleepy effects it has. if you can make it through that, you will start to see things. i'm 5'5, 130 lbs and i took 2, but it was too much for me because it made me throw up several times. if i can get it again i'll only take 1 1/2

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Most awesome text EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:08am
  • to the kid that jus said it was fake up there, hell no. people react differently to different drugs. i believe this fasho. this story was fucking great plus your from the 847-all we do is get fucked up off whatever shit we can find. EPIC. join the crazy train bro! ahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:59am
  • Been there, done that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:07pm
  • who cares if its fake! this has EPIC win everyyyywhereeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:33am
  • This is hysterical! I took ambien once and I spent the rest of the night watching myself sleep from the ceiling. Gecko style! This shit is crazy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:13pm
  • how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood............ see woodchucks''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' could i have some more.................anyone.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:44pm
  • This person clearly states his mother told him what happened. READING WORKS WELL! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:50am
  • This is absolutely awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:46pm
  • this could be an ex-boyfriend of mine...go illinois...ryan, is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:08pm
  • When I tripped I threw hot chocolate across the room and said it was coffe in disgise and proceeded to crawl on all forms back to my bedroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:06pm
  • of all the tfln this is my favorite it's never not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:58am
  • LSD works just fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:39am
  • This is the funniest thing ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:09pm
  • epic win... great success

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:23am
  • This is to damn funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:56am
  • To put this simply... Will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:52pm
  • I don't know howspmeone could make this up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:11am
  • i can't stop laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:31pm
  • this sounds like a typical night to me. that ambien in crazy stuff. and i love this story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:58am
  • The only reason I don't think this is fake is because you can't make this shit up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:44am
  • Hahaha I know the person that sent this lololol best shit ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:03pm
  • HAHAHAHA. 4:16- ambien is just a sleep medication. people don't mean to trip on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:54pm
    • i really dont mean to trip on it but it happens everytime. i take it every night before i go to bed but the shit that has happen when i think ive fallen asleep in a mystery

      Submitted by kristinkickass on Dec 13, 10 at 11:32pm
  • I believe it! I took ambien once and didn't immediately go to bed and I was tripping like crazy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:01am
  • i had an ambien and the same type of thing happened to me, only i thought my bedroom was a supermarket...scary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:39pm
  • this pretty much made my week! i haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:47pm
  • By far the funniest thing I have ever read. I actually laughed outloud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:15am
  • hahahahahaha best one ive seen EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:42pm
  • especially hallucinogens... let's just go clinically insane for a few hours and call it a good time!.... yeah...so smart...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:05am
  • i once went yellow submarine/sgnt pepper's lonely hearts swirling paisley everywhere. i wasnt trying to stay up and trip tho, these were the final things i saw before waking up 8 hours later not knowing where i was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:24am
  • This one is fucking hilarious. hahaha..ive only had a nice sleep on ambien but that is too damn funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:02am
  • ps., since it sounds like such a hassle ill just stick with weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:28am
  • Alright, I'm throwing Ambien on my to-do list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:26am
  • Holy shit, this has got to be the best one yet. I need to try this shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:14pm
  • My dad takes ambien and he is always normal... This guy is lying!

    Submitted by bb0222 on Mar 14, 10 at 11:52am
  • IMF!!! That's histerical!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:24pm
  • June 14, 2009 4:16..... wooow. youre really cool for telling this person to get a life..got nothing better to do with your own life then..? jesus, youre probably the most hated person on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:50pm
  • dude its not fake this is some dumb shit to make up if its fake then they got way too much time on their hands. this is funny as fuck. obviously youve never been high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:08pm
  • OMG frikkin awesome bust out quit being stingy.

    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:51pm
  • If you take enough Dramamine some of these same effects happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:12am
  • I just spat tea all over my laptop reading this. Thanks for the best laugh in ages!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Too long to read....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:12am
  • i.cant.BREATHE. best one ever. no way you could just make all that up. win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:31am
  • No there sitting in a bowl??! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:03am
  • I do all sorts of crazy stuff on Ambien. I actually just started "Ambien Blogging" (blogging when I'm on Ambien) It's pretty funny and the best part is when I wake up in the morning to see what I wrote the night before. It's sad but true, I'm a lot more funny when I'm on Ambien than in real life. Ambien Girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Yeah, 847

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 9:42am
  • Lmao can't make thatvup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:39am
  • I too have tripped on Ambien and it did not AT ALL help me sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:51am
  • December 8 2009 9:38 AM.... what the hell were you trying to say????? wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:36pm
  • June 12, 2009 12:42PM is the biggest win ever. talking to God. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:58am
  • fuck do i love ambien trips..........oh yessss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:38pm
  • i just laughed so hard i was crying. hahha. good one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:09pm
  • My friend saw those same elves when she was prescribed a sleep aide as a young teen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Fucking hilarious. -thumbs up-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:51am
  • Ok....its time for an Abien party...any 712 numbers out there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:48am
  • I've been on ambien for seven years and i love it, my husband... not so much. To the person who says ambien is addictive, the dosage that most people "trip" on is not habit forming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:38pm
  • this was the best one i have read in a while!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:32am
  • i'm not a drug user at all but this sounds like so much fun, i want to try at least once now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:52am
  • ambien makes you trip so bad. i took it once and within 5 minutes of taking it there were little people in my hand yeling at me telling me what to do and i was listening to them, and then a butterfly flew in threw my door and i freaked out and texted my friends because it was after her rofl but i couldnt text right, and then a garden grew in my room hahah. then i went on facebook and liked about 9 peoples status's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Join the motherfucking crazy train, bros!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:27pm
  • fuck i want some ambien..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:49pm
  • You have too much time on your hands if your patrolling this website looking for fake posts. Deuschbag

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:54am
  • the objects on the posters on my wall move when i take ambien, also my mom has a ton of plants in the house and when i see them they look like they are moving in a breeze but there isnt one... also when i walk around its like im drunk and cant walk straight

    Submitted by reichst on Feb 12, 10 at 11:31am
  • laughed so hard..i started crying... then nxt day, i showed my friends.. STILL JUST AS FUNNY!!! i totally have to try ambien now!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:33am
  • :) ambien is awesome. you also live in the same area code as the inventor of ambien!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:57pm
  • I wonder what would happen if took this Ambien I just got after I finish smokin this weed ....Only one way to find out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:02am
  • Triple C's-over the counter, cheap, craziest trips ever. I sang every song to the movie across the universe, dancing naked, kept going outside cuz the rain felt pretty... then fed my bestfriend, also trippin, slices of kraft cheese, because the color was glowing and she needed to eat it to talk.... hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:53pm
    • I've tripped on ambien but I've take 12 triple c's there fun but u dont trip like ambien makes u numb an like ur floating almost not like ambien tho.

      Submitted by Wannagiggle23 on Jul 11, 12 at 6:20pm
  • my mom has taken ambien before and done the same thing but she saw color webs dangling and spinning from her ceiling fan. And i looked radiant and my roommate had on a green foundant. And my mom made me go wake up my room mate because i was laughing at her and she did the same thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:34am
  • Have to ask my brother if he know's anyone selling Ambien so I can try this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:29pm
  • It seems that ambien allows you to live out your dreams

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:42pm
  • LOL. Yes, Ambien will make you... well, trip. Some people will worse than others. My doctor gave me some to try for my insomnia and the worst thing that happened to me was mild paranoia, the walls were breathing and melting, and the flowers on our wallpaper stood up off the wall and started spinning. Kind of freaky if you don't expect it, but kind of nice after awhile. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:22pm
  • lmao holy shit super funny!!! props to u that shit is fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:08am
  • ah i fuckin tripped crazy colors and spins on that shit, but then again i was in a mental hospital and smoked weed and had an ativan

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:56pm
  • damnnn. i didn't know ambien trips could be THIS good. when i took it everything just started spinig and was all warped. I couldn't stop smiling and when i typed on my computer the text was kind of floating on its own outside of the little box. perhaps if i had stayed up just a little bit longer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:04pm
  • OMG!!! While reading this I laughed so hard I started crying. Hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:27pm
  • hahaha epic win. this has happened to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:22am
  • can you buy ambien legally at 16? im motivated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Hqha holy shit thats fu ny as hell does ambirn have any bad side effects?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:46pm
  • November 14, 2009 12:53PM how about nobody do drugs? drugs are stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:04am
  • fucking HILarious....started too cry....too damn funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:08am
  • haha fuckin awesome!! best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:28pm
  • ok, i think a few people think ambien is an illegal drug, sold on the streets? i dont know, just making sure they know that it's just an over the counter sleeping pill

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Yeah, this is seriously like the funniest thing I have ever read! It made me cry because it was so funny. Wowww...maybe I should try Ambien!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:30am
  • i love how this is my area code, and it kinda sounds like somthing my friend would do...oh god

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:58am
  • I had an allergic reaction that was really bad, the doctors were trying to make me pass out because I was having panic attacks. Gave me ambien and I started hallucinating that black sludge was crawling up all the walls. It was like a mix between The Ring/ The Grudge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:54pm
  • that is fucking epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:05am
  • By far the absolute best tfln on here, this makes me laugh so frigging hard every single time I read it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:58am
  • ok, now I want to try this. I'm not sure if I should though, I can see pretty fucked up things when I'm not on anything. like this one time, I apparently kept asking everyone why they were purple and carrying orange watermelon zombies. this was just from lack of sleep, should I go for it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:01pm
  • this is the best thing i have ever seen hahahaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:32pm
  • hahaha elf tree, that made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21am
  • Nice! Best story ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:00am
  • Ohh my god. This is hilarious. I laughed so hard.x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Fuckin laughed my ass off. That's some funnnny shit. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:33am
  • My dad tried Ambien, and he told me that if I ever wanted to take one, do NOT stay awake. Just go right to sleep. Because crazy shit will happen. I guess he was right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:21pm
  • LMAO!! oooh i just peed a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:09pm
  • it happened because you had an allergic reaction to the pill. allergic reactions to pills can vary. source: happened to me, father is a physician and explained.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:30pm
  • Yes ambien does make you trip. everyone's different so just because it happens to some people doesn't necessarily mean it happens to EVERYONE. HELLO PEOPLE it has side effects. addictive... can make you go crazy, or suicidal. oh & if you wanna take if for the trip, you probably won't even remember it. so what's the point? look at all the responses that say they don't remember shit but other people tell them what happened. last words of advice: be careful. & be smart about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:59am
  • By far my most favorite textfromlastnight Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:49am
  • Omg what person. Before me said that is the best fuckin night ever I love this person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:05am
  • Don't ry ambien please... I take it every night and when I fight it that's when weird shit starts happening. It has a side effect of making you suicidal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Omg I looove this. It makes me want to try it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:23am
  • U only think it's stupid because you've necer took an ambien and tripped on it...... Yeah I'm in that unfortunate hilarious club

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:43am
  • There is no way this is fake. What person in their right mind could just make this stuff up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:46am
  • Uhm... I know this person!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:07pm
  • i know how it is man........i used to take like 5 of those for fun and see what happens... culdnt tell you any of those nights tho i think i passed out

    Submitted by tatty on Jun 7, 10 at 5:47pm
  • same herre.....tears were POURING out of my eyes from laughing so hard at this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:48pm
  • thanks man for the reply. im not really gonna become addicted to it. i just wanted to try it once. thanks though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:27am
  • Dude I totally did that before! And there were elves for me too!!! Only they were taking wheelbarrows in and out of the cave entrance that magically appeared in my bedroom wall. And then there was an imaginary creeper watching me have sex and apparently I told him for a hundred bucks he could join... Ambien does some CRAZY things to ya!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:20pm
  • isn't ambien just an over the counter drug? im pretty sure you can buy it at any pharmacy o.O

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:52pm
  • LOL 10:06 ftw

    Submitted by lolgasm4u on Mar 11, 10 at 8:57pm
  • I knew a guy who took ambien thought he was a potato chip. He said he would crack and die if someone touched him but one person didn't hear touched him. He had a heart attack and died.

    Submitted by mattias on Sep 24, 10 at 10:37am
  • HAHAHAHA!! I am STILL laughing as I write this! Sounds like you took Salvia, not ambien hahahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:26pm
  • this is my favorite ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:01am
  • Again a dildo remark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:52am
  • dude i took ambien and it made me trip too. i was talking to an elephant all night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:43pm
  • i started crying i laughed so hard......

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:08pm
  • I WANT some Ambien. That sounds amazing. I laughed out loud like a loon when I read this. And to the person who trips on weed... I do to, but have never dropped acid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:38am
  • This isthe best ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:34am
  • Thanks for the stories. I'm laughing so hard I got tears rolling down my face.

    Submitted by jillster71 on Jan 29, 10 at 11:17am
  • Seriously just fucking laughed my ass off. Shit just got reaaalllll

    Submitted by sunlitmidnight on Jul 17, 12 at 9:19pm
  • jajajajaja... this is hilarious... thanks now i can keep reading instead of studying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:55am
  • wow, i think i just woke my house up with this text and my area code yay northshore kids. lol now i really wanna try this ambien pill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:03am
  • What's up with all these idiots trying to get ambien? Sure, the stories sound like fun, but this drug is not candy. One of the overdose symptoms is coma... FUN!

    Submitted by littlespider on Apr 23, 10 at 10:35am
  • how's this a good night? this is stupid... just plain stupid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:03am
  • I don't really get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:27am
  • is it me, or did anybody else realize that: May 12, 2009 10:02PM spelt ambien wrong twice, both different spellings...i wonder if they were tripping then...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:21am
  • 1. This isn't fake. There are too many people who have posted similar stories. 2. Drugs can make u hallucinate. Ever done Salvia? 3. Whoever wrote that they have been taking valium since they were 3 is lying 4. You can send over 2000 words in a text……anyone with a sprint phone or I phone knows this….or if you have short message text 5. I seriously read this once a month and I still laugh every freaking time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:00am
  • I said it's going to eat you and he asked me what is going to eat me and I kept repeating the same thing. Then he realized what was going on and made me lay down and I went to sleep. He told me later that at first he was a little freaked out when he first woke up because he didn't know what was going on and what the heck wanted to eat him.

    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:17pm
  • omg! this is the MOST stupid thing I've ever heard in my LIFE & I FUKN LOVED EVERY WORD OF IT!!! yall need to take more & write novels!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:39am
  • Real or not it's super funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:18am
  • True I'm prescribed them. If you fight the urge to fall asleep it's a crazy trip and you don't remember anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Can you please let this person know that they're my hero?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Omg I have had sex after taking it and the next morning my husband said you were an animal. Don't remember it.

    Submitted by daizygirl on Sep 29, 10 at 4:14pm
  • anyone who thinks this is fake - try ambien and it will happen to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:30am
  • Ahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man. That's fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:17am
  • "that wouldnt happen to you unless you were on DMT which even then you cant speak when you are on it, or walk. I hate people who make up bs drug stories and make them sound like fake ass hollywood movie hallucinations" THANK YOU, i have taken almost every hallucinogen known, including ambien and triple-c, and this shit DOESN'T HAPPEN. you people are retards. ohhh this kid is like soooo cool omg he totally told his mom he was in the keebler elf tree lolololz lmao HEHEH!! god i hate people like this kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Hahahaha holy shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 8:00pm
  • Fake. The worst thing that's ever happened to me on Ambien was the ceiling looking like floating cellophane. Take 10 mg and go to bed and stop pretending like you're cool for tripping out on something that helps people. Losers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42pm
  • seriously greatest thing i've ever read. laughed for an hour

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:18pm
  • First of all if you took ambien.. theres no way you could've said that before it knocks you out and it doesn't make you trip... just tired... lies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Ambien is no joke kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:25am
  • I just pissed myself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I pretty much cannot stop laughing!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:13am
  • I was prescribed Ambien for a little, the first night I had sex with my boyfriend and I was laughing and kept saying we were on an island and i was a princess.

    Submitted by Morgan101 on May 28, 10 at 1:34am
  • Greatest. story. ever!

    Submitted by caf420 on May 27, 10 at 8:37pm
  • this is totally made up

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Great tiger

    Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 7, 10 at 10:00am
  • so one night my husband had already gone to sleep (so easily for him) and I decided to take an ambien to help. I was laying in bed and looked over and his black guitar case had grown super long black legs and arms. (continued)

    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:23pm
  • Greatest thing of my life. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:53pm
  • hahaha that's awesome wow. best one I've read. jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:32am
  • hAHhahahahahahaha funniest shit ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Dude. Different people react differently to different drugs. I know someone who hallucinates after a bowl of ganja, and I know people who have no tollerance for pharmacy drugs. If this kid is lying, just ask yourself: does it really matter? Seriously people let's stop acting like middleschoolers. If it's funny, let it be funny. If not, leave it alone and let the rest of us enjoy it without having to get all technical. You don't believe, that's your problem. Stop getting all worked up over t

    Submitted by xenababy on Mar 16, 10 at 3:27am
  • what's up with ambien trips and trees? i started tripping in the middle of a serious conversation with my dad. my desk chair was a willow tree trying to choke me with it's vines. apparently i just fell over and started yelling at it to release it's deadly grasp of my neck. my dad stopped talking to me after 9 for a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:48pm
  • This is the best thing ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Dood I'm\nFreaking crying right now that is awesome. If done some gnarly drugs but ambien needs to be added to the list now lol

    Submitted by stoopid_dood on May 2, 10 at 2:59am
  • Sara?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:50am
  • And it wanted to eat my husband. It started creeping to him one step at a time. It would put its long leg way up in the air and then step on its tipping toes one by one heading in our directions very slowly. It didn't want me to see it coming over to us, so it would only move when I wasn't looking at it. (continued)

    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:21pm
  • 1. you made my day 2. marry me?

    Submitted by marypoppins2 on Mar 18, 10 at 11:57pm
  • hahaha oh dude. I feel it.

    Submitted by girl_onher_knees on Oct 1, 10 at 5:48pm
  • I took Ambien, and I thought my room was full of spiderwebs, and that everything in my room was covered with a black chenille blanket. Apparently I sat in bed for 20 minutes trying to make the cobwebs go away. Then I fell out of bed and slept on the floor for a few minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:28am
  • I laughed so hard I woke my fucking parents up! We're on different floors!

    Submitted by cherryontop on Apr 4, 10 at 9:56pm
  • Lol too freaking funny!!!

    Submitted by person on Mar 28, 10 at 11:06pm
  • Also he isn't lying if u take it, lie down till effects kick in and get back up and walk around it'll fuck u up

    Submitted by moldysquirrel on Mar 18, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Dude that's nothin I snorted an ambien and two codein pills,that was a fuckedup night

    Submitted by moldysquirrel on Mar 18, 10 at 11:28pm
  • in case your wondering 30 mg will make u trip the fuck out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:10pm
  • ASHTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW IT"S YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:39am
  • ok. so I did laugh out loud... but there were no tears involved. I want your Mom (and not in a dirty joke way-- in the cool mom way.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:54pm
  • oh my god that is awesome. this made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:36pm
  • wow hahaha i literally lol'ed at this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:19pm
  • My dad takes ambien and he is always normal...this guy is lying

    Submitted by bb0222 on Mar 14, 10 at 11:57am
  • Hahaha I know who wrote it and you wouldn't be surprised

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:18am
  • I want some now

    Submitted by buck4230 on May 4, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Hilarious but sad at the se time

    Submitted by cboy on Mar 10, 10 at 9:37pm
  • No we're sitting a bowl, hahhahaaaha.

    Submitted by pphead on Mar 3, 10 at 1:42am
  • When I tripped on ambien I wandered outside and tried to climb over the lines on the road because I thought they were walls. I peed behind a bush, thought the shadows were giant dogs, and texted all my friends nonsense things. Good stuff.

    Submitted by ukecandoit on Nov 20, 10 at 7:03pm
  • yea this stuff really does cause you to hallucinate and have no memory of stuff. once my mom woke up in the middle of the night and told me and my friend that we needed to fill the inflatable bed with water and pillows

    Submitted by blondiegirl2013 on Mar 29, 10 at 12:37am
  • HAHAHAHAH. i died when i read this. i think this is one of the funniest ones i've seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:04pm
  • haha hellyeah this is totally something someone would do from my school. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:46pm
  • dude i have the same area code. i must find you.

    Submitted by VibeTribe on Aug 2, 10 at 2:21am
  • Lol i nneed to get me some ambiente. It aporra that its lije the shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 10:22pm
  • I have GOT to get some of that shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:00am
  • this is sad that i totally know who this is lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:24am
  • ha! I read an article about Ambien a few weeks back... I actually can drive people insane after awhile... Looks like this person is one of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:07am
  • omg i kno who wrote this! haha fuckin guy :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:19am
  • By far the best I have heard! Dude get help, LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:52pm
  • i need someone that actually knows about this to tell me. is there only one kind of ambien to take? is it perscription or over the counter? if its perscription what can do this over the counter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:07am
  • To everyone saying ambian doesn't cause you to trip....it's a listed SIFE effect. Look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:01pm
  • This is hilarious

    Submitted by maron27 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:32am
  • Ambien is fun, but it's a sleep medication so it's hard to enjoy it to it's fullest extent. Dramamine will give stronger delusions, is otc, and won't make you quite so tired. In both cases you will probably have difficulty remembering much, though, and what you do remember you will have trouble discerning whether it actually happened or you dreamed it.\n\nEnjoy!

    Submitted by Wok5897 on Jun 20, 10 at 2:17pm
  • I took ambien one night after playing tomb raider only to wake up thirty minutes later at the bottom of the stairs to my girlfriend kicking me. she said I was running around the house climbing shit and tried to jump up and swing over the banister to the next floor and I missed. so I know all about them nights man, shits epic

    Submitted by revivedhunter on Mar 24, 10 at 9:39pm
  • These people who are sayig it fake and that ambien doesn't make you hillusinatr are stupid and ignorant... I you do your research you'll realise it can cause hillusination as a side erect a... Drugs have ef

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:38am
  • This is fucking great my friend hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:28am
  • Hahaha I just died from that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:58am
  • Hahahaha Ambien makes me trip so hard. I've actually ruined a few friendships/relationships on it, though. Because I start to go psycho and get suicidal and shit , and the other person doesn't realize i'm tripping, and of course they freak out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:13am
  • this story is bs, first off when you trip on anything its not like that. I have taken every hallucinogen that i have ever even heard of and that wouldnt happen to you unless you were on DMT which even then you cant speak when you are on it, or walk. I hate people who make up bs drug stories and make them sound like fake ass hollywood movie hallucinations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:17pm
    • hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa you're funny when you're pretending to be an expert.

      Submitted by mjaymes on Oct 2, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Rofl lie or not who cares?? The seven people on my knees part cracked me up XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:52pm
  • I definitely tripped on Ambien, using it for sleeping problems. It happened during a blackout and I saw people all around me in the kitchen. I was really freaked out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:01pm
  • BEST THING I'VE EVER READ HAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:58pm
  • This is the funniest shit ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:37pm
  • I take ambien, but much less now. I once ate a whole box of cheese-its and then drew a picture of dancing bird-people in spandex.

    Submitted by textsfromher on Sep 7, 11 at 5:04am
  • When I was in labor with my son, the doctors gave me an Ambien to go to sleep, I wasn't far enough along in labor, and it was late at night. I tripped, lol. I sat there and told someone half their face was 3D and the other half was 2D then I look at my self in the mirror and said "Woah guys, this is not good... I'm going to sleep." I've seen people trip WAY worse on Lunsta... like deep frying their denim shorts and weird crazy stuff...

    Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 16, 10 at 3:11am
  • i read this everyday and i still laugh :') you are genius. this makes me really want to trip on ambien.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:25pm
  • I call fake... Ever heard of a 140 char limit on txts???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:40pm
  • I actually had a trip from Ambien as well, but it also had magical trees with elves in it. There was a lot of other stuff, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:53am
  • Funniest text ever!

    Submitted by sinep on Aug 2, 10 at 1:54am
  • I trip on ambien every single time and now I'm drunk on wine and gotta pee but my husband won't have sex with me my editor won't give me a story aqnd me school starts toomorrow 3rd time tiaking college algbra 1 so good luck me go elizabeth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:16pm
  • All stories are true, mine involved trying to drive to save a pack of water bottles from mexican drug lords, but I was stopped by Talia from One Life to Live.

    Submitted by erisblake on Nov 5, 11 at 10:34pm
  • "there are 7 people sitting on my knees." hahhahaaha.

    Submitted by mae on Aug 3, 10 at 8:19pm
  • HAHA!

    Submitted by anonymuse on Apr 16, 10 at 2:08pm
  • OMG that is sooooooo funy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:25pm
  • In Soviet Russia Ambien take you!

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:56am
  • Hahahahaha damn I Wanamaker get stoned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:50pm
  • I take it all the time. It's a legal hallucinogen. I ltrip Ost of the time n go back for more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:27am
  • I tripped on ambien once and i actually thought i was transported to another house in the middle of the night when i woke up i was scared shitless for like four hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:41pm
  • For those people saying this can't happen... It can. My dad took this once and drove to blockbuster at 1 am with our dog and tried to climb into the video return box and started crying when he couldnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:59pm
  • this story is a blatant lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:16am
  • Thats pretty fuckin magical!!! Props dude... PROPS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:48am
  • i tripped on ambian and woke up in my garage in my underwear with a half decayed deer in the trunk of my car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Totally did this my mom gave me and my roomate one and I had to go to bed bc I was seeing two of her and got rly freaked out haha best sleep everrrrr tho:)

    Submitted by hayy1989 on Apr 19, 11 at 5:13am
  • My dad takes ambien and he is always normal

    Submitted by bb0222 on Mar 14, 10 at 11:51am
  • That shits hilarious

    Submitted by jberlin0 on Sep 20, 10 at 6:57pm
  • kinda like the time i did shrooms.. i be kicked the shit out of a tree cause it was talking shit. then i ran down the road naked cause i thought there where flowers growing on me

    Submitted by trojanman69 on Mar 26, 10 at 4:45pm
  • THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET!I AM STILL LAUGING!! LAUGHIN SO HARD I AM IN TEATS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:49pm
  • i love that this is 847. hit me up sometime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:27am
  • I knew a guy who took it, went to sleep, dreamed about making a pineapple upsidedown cake, woke up the next morning with everything to make one sitting on his kitchen counter! He had went to the grocery store in his sleep! This is the funniest text ever!

    Submitted by rebekkah02 on Jun 25, 10 at 12:17am
  • i took ambien once without going to sleep, woke up the next day hand bandaged up. was told that i jumped on the hood of a car and started singing and dancing like Elvis, then jumped the neighbors fence to make friends with their dog......that happens to be a huge pit bull that just had puppies

    Submitted by DarthRidiculous on Apr 18, 10 at 7:39pm
  • When I first took it, I was in 10th grade and it was awesomeeeeeeee. I thought the people on tv were talking to me and then I remember seeing purple and blue spots on the ceiling. It was so cool. Apparently I got up and went to my moms room and slept on the floor. Another time, I took it before math class. My teacher had a donkey head because we were reading a midsummer night's dream in my English class. I laughed all class and got sent out of the room. Best way to get out of class. I fell asleep again

    Submitted by roflberries on Aug 9, 10 at 9:58am
  • Alright all of y'all that keeps sayin oh my dad takes the shit nd nuttin happens.... Stfu u obviously take more than needed. Some ppl have no f'in common sense. btw happy late 4/20 n!ggas

    Submitted by iamvan on Apr 21, 10 at 2:42am
  • I ve tripped off ambien took hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 10:08pm
  • cant type all that in one txt msg

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:42am
    • if its Verizon to Verizon you can type 7 pages of 160 characters

      Submitted by wargasm on Feb 25, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Yeah same thing happened to me. Only I tried to fist fight my wife. Long story short, passed out while standing, hit face on nightstand, woke up with pissed off wife and back eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:14pm
  • i like peed myself reading this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:34pm
  • I feel like this would be a bad night =/

    Submitted by blackmetalcore on Jul 26, 10 at 10:23pm
  • i about fucking died when i read this

    Submitted by moosealmquist on Dec 17, 10 at 9:01pm
  • I've seriously read this like 12 times and it just keeps getting better and better!

    Submitted by sweetlilthing on Sep 12, 10 at 11:15pm
  • dude i took ambien last weekend and all i can remember is seeing people with like three noses and eight eyes and my friend pukeing

    Submitted by kiernan7 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:29am
  • how about you losers do real drugs and stop robotripping like pussies. this is obviously bullshit as well, seeing as i do not know of many mothers that would be content with knowing that their child was under the influence of...AMBIEN hahaha oh god you guys suck, ambien. REALLY? go find some doses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:53pm
    • oh, sorry, couldn't understand what you were saying... was totally distracted by that HUGE STICK UP YOUR ASS.

      Submitted by mjaymes on Oct 2, 10 at 4:43pm
  • I totally know what you guys mean. Usually if I just take one (the lowest dosage) I get a nice fuzzy tired feeling and I can fall asleep but if I take more than one and I'm able to fight the sleepiness, I get crazy trips. I usually will just watch a movie while I'm tripping to prevent all the crazy going-ons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Someone please tell me what this is I'm in the uk and never heard of it.., but I want to!

    Submitted by tallydarling on Jul 8, 10 at 11:23am
  • Ugggggh too long

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 12:14pm
  • I been there. Weird isnt it!?

    Submitted by honeybree469 on Mar 19, 10 at 12:42pm
  • I would so wear your ass as a hat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I've been taking Valium and ambien since I was 3. That kinda shit does not happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:29pm
  • this is the funniest story ever!! thank you for making me laugh really really hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Are you sure it wasn't mushrooms?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:58am
  • Lmfao! That's hilarious!!

    Submitted by court69 on Mar 11, 10 at 8:44pm
  • funniestfucking TFLN ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:52am
  • This is so funny!!! I've been laughing so hard for the past 10min that I have tears in my eyes and i can hardly breathe bc of my sides hurting! Sadly I don't have a trip story.

    Submitted by iluvsmarties143 on Aug 17, 10 at 6:21am
  • i took some yesterday and stared eating some tamales then i dont remember anything but my friends said she came over and i sold her my vyvanse and woke up in my bed when i planned on sleeping on the couch with a bump on my head i have no idea what happen but she said i had paper in my mouth and the tamales were evrywhere. wtffff

    Submitted by kristinkickass on Dec 13, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Ha lol

    Submitted by InFlames on Jul 12, 10 at 12:44am
  • HAHAHAHA is all comes to mind!

    Submitted by PlayWithTraffic on Jan 15, 11 at 4:15pm
  • my mom takes ambien and she literally took apart the dryer one night because she claims that there were animals in it. she never put it back together and we had to hire the mechanic to do it. she has no memory of doing this.

    Submitted by CouldaBeenWorse on May 27, 10 at 9:13pm
  • day shit addictive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:30am
  • This is one of the best ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:48pm
  • This would be funny, if it were even remotely real. It's fakeness makes it totally unfunny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:19pm
  • dude. ambien does not do that shit to you.... i mean for real? that's more like fucking acid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:24am
  • I almost died. been laughin for about 5mins.

    Submitted by PineappleMarley on Sep 7, 10 at 5:23pm
  • Thats it, time to try ambien.

    Submitted by DrunkDialer69 on Jul 18, 10 at 3:38am
  • How is it I never knew this could happen? Dudes like a salesman for ambien - I bet a shitload of ppl just went out and got some after reading this

    Submitted by kleptit on May 7, 10 at 3:11am
  • For people saying this is fake you guys are stupid. Ambien does some crazy shit to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Oh my god sounds similar to how my night went last night but it was a random stranger I told that to

    Submitted by nikkilou12 on May 6, 10 at 2:56am
  • Jack Says high

    Submitted by NakedGrandma on Apr 12, 10 at 3:41pm
  • This is probably the funniest thing ive ever read

    Submitted by sadash31009 on May 1, 10 at 11:31pm
  • Ambien is one of my favorite trips. Took 40mg and watched human centipede one time, I thought it was in 3D, yet I didn't have glasses

    Submitted by justjess90 on Jul 13, 11 at 1:09pm
  • Ambien doesn't even affect me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 6:02pm
  • Holy crap I'm sooo getting that shit asap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:34pm
  • dude. does cyclobenzaprine do this too??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:40am
  • My bf says he loves doing the nasty after I take my ambien...says I'm a freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:25am
  • I need to get me some día shit mane

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 10:22pm
  • had some crazy moments while taking ambien 2 sleep...it's funny that you say that bcuz I woke up 2 ppl sitting around my bed telling jokes and making me laugh...then its like I would wake up and they would be gone only 2 go right back 2 sleep and have them reappear. the funny thing is, whatever they were saying had me laughing more then I've done in a long time...lol

    Submitted by locabynature on Jan 6, 11 at 12:05pm
  • Two words: shadow ferrets. Two more: of doom.

    Submitted by DoorSlut on Sep 22, 10 at 5:39am
  • I used to pass that out like candy to old people. They often hallucinated from it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:20pm
  • I have never laughed so hard! Hilarious!

    Submitted by krazykid420 on Aug 15, 10 at 9:23am
  • i see people every time i take ambien that r apparently really not there, i hv been told by friends i speak to these people too--- then i proceed to sexually harass 2 specific guys, that r not my normal targets (only on ambien do i want them)..... and one morning after i took ambien (at home in my bed) i woke up in a guys bed who i had been denying for years--- he did say i was 10x better then he had imagined however. i should probably stop taking it

    Submitted by reivvv on May 23, 11 at 10:24pm
  • Llol just like tiger woods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:19pm
  • i had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. this post is so money

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Can't breath. Body hurts to much from laughing.

    Submitted by Yumixfan on Jan 6, 11 at 10:57pm
  • ahhhh northshore kids tripping ambien. a story for the gods. god i love chicago

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:22pm
  • I took ambien once, it had an adverse affect. Did I mention i was on a plane? Shit did not go so smoothly

    Submitted by DTFlannery on Jul 2, 10 at 5:05am
  • Lmao keebler tree

    Submitted by vajayjay69 on May 16, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Join the crazy train bro hahahaha laughed so hard i cried :)

    Submitted by jbfanfursure on Mar 11, 10 at 9:08am
  • hahaha i've had the worst day ever and that made me laugh a lot.. Thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:35am
  • That was a great and funny story someone makeore and I'll read them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:42pm
  • this actually made me l o l

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Cool mom.

    Submitted by shanie on Sep 23, 11 at 6:45pm
  • New yorker ambian recipes are funny as shit

    Submitted by yourmomsmom on Oct 11, 10 at 8:20pm
  • umm... dxm is cheaper and OTC... same trip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:56am
  • Btw I'm on ambien rite now so sorry if I don't make sense. Once I had taken ambien and went to bed like normal. A couple hours later I woke up screaming that a turantchula was under the bed. I was seriously convinced. I have had a few spider dreams...

    Submitted by jmamrani on Apr 20, 10 at 3:15am
  • legen.....wait for it......dary

    Submitted by vando88 on Jun 6, 10 at 4:57am
  • Holy crap! Stop texting a novel and CALL the person!

    Submitted by bigbear27 on May 25, 10 at 6:16am
  • Ambien sounds fun but it scares the shit out of me when my parents take it.. I don't advise it!! My dad took it when he had the flu and walked around the house screaming my name and puking like the exorcist and telling me to clean it up everytime he did and he didn't even remember it the next day and my mom went around the house and started stacking all kinds of shit on top of other shit! Guess who\nHad ti clean the mess in the morning? Bahahahaha not me fuck that! Lmao.

    Submitted by JamiDee on Aug 15, 10 at 6:05am
  • Best. Tfln. Ever.

    Submitted by dpag on Aug 25, 11 at 1:36pm
  • after a night on ambien I asked my parents if the cat threw up because the steam cleaner was out, their response "do you REALLY think we would leave it out with puke water in it and not roll up the cord?! YOU did that....still dont remember but at least it was productive!

    Submitted by clairebear123456 on Oct 28, 11 at 2:05am
  • HahHahaha omg that's fucking awesome.

    Submitted by kcsc6 on Jul 2, 10 at 2:18pm
  • hahahahahahahahah omg this is amazing. I'm crying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:42pm
  • You don't get drunk on acid you fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 3:40am
  • I know the person who sent this . Her name is katie drew .

    Submitted by Stephinem on Sep 30, 11 at 6:17am
  • My friends father returned from Iraq and took ambien everynight he hulicinated but woke up every morning saying what great sleep he had they had to video tape him before he'd believe them

    Submitted by dghwow on Dec 21, 11 at 6:52pm
  • I think a good number of the replies here are fake. People trying to be cool and making shit up.

    Submitted by domenioski on Nov 9, 10 at 1:13am
  • hey. I definitly know you. BEAT FUCKING FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.\nreally wish I coulda fuckin been there that night.

    Submitted by mamabeer on Jun 3, 10 at 3:03am
  • where can i get this shit?

    Submitted by NFHC420 on Dec 4, 11 at 7:45am
  • I took Ambien once... My dad said I thought the floor was lava and that I would die if I touched it.

    Submitted by onlyzoey on Jan 17, 11 at 12:08am
  • Ahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 10 at 11:17am
  • @SerpentineSavior\nPenis.

    Submitted by aftermidnight on Jun 26, 12 at 8:58pm
  • ambien fucks you up for sure. i remember talking really slow.

    Submitted by pupsintub on Nov 4, 10 at 1:05am
  • OMG that was great! Laughing my ass off!

    Submitted by TastiTania on Oct 8, 10 at 12:48am
  • LMFAO!!!! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!!

    Submitted by Piixiedust on Jul 12, 12 at 3:34am
  • i want your life

    Submitted by vodkaluvver on Jul 7, 12 at 11:26pm
  • Ive taken ambian for About two years now and it's never once helped me sleep, I think it actually keeps me awake. If I take it I totally trip out but I stay awake all night doing random things

    Submitted by kaylad1234 on May 23, 12 at 12:38pm
  • I tried it. I started yelling at my computer cause it wouldn't stay still. And my brother said he walked in my room and I was passed out on my bed with my iPod headphones in and they were plugged up to nothing. Then he said he tried to wake me up by screaming my name and putting water on me. He thought I sidled cause I didn't wake up.

    Submitted by xcaseypaigex on Nov 8, 11 at 11:57pm
  • This is THE funniest shit EVER! LMFAO!

    Submitted by ZahirahAimeLaVie on Jan 20, 11 at 2:18pm
  • Hahaha sounds more like an acid trip with liquor

    Submitted by ibeatdaily on Jul 16, 10 at 4:40pm
  • I have never laughed that hard in my life

    Submitted by Crash2net on Jun 13, 10 at 5:36pm
  • So baked -- this is way too perfectly hysterical

    Submitted by prettyflower on May 23, 12 at 1:33am
  • This is legit. I tripped on ambien once and octopus tentacles were coming out of my tv speakers... Then I called my boyfriend and told him I wanted the giant iguana to get down from my ceiling, and I threw every bra I own out the window

    Submitted by heymaddie on Mar 16, 11 at 2:01pm
  • BadMitch is a helluva drug, www.BadMitch.com

    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 6:25pm
  • dude... funniest story ever!

    Submitted by ashleyhill70 on Sep 12, 11 at 12:44pm
  • I have five anuses

    Submitted by FancyDingo on Aug 24, 10 at 11:21pm
  • I suppose ambien is like having those scary dreams when your really sick, haha.

    Submitted by omgaven on Aug 16, 10 at 12:14am
  • There's a reason there's the little green smoke butterfly flapping fairy dust in the commercial.

    Submitted by amerzzz1986 on Apr 9, 11 at 8:09pm
  • Hilarious!

    Submitted by nicolecarrier17 on May 15, 11 at 4:41pm
  • This has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read.... EVER!!!!!!!!! I never laughed so hard in bed on ambein trying to fall asleep! Lmfao!!!!!!!

    Submitted by danvic7 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:50am
  • Lmao!!!!

    Submitted by Migmiggul87 on Sep 26, 11 at 11:07am
  • How the F do drugs like this even get on the market, and if Ambien does this then why is weed illegal? Sounds like I'm gonna have to get me some of that and trip balls.

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:10am
  • Sounds like a sweet ass night. Haha.

    Submitted by 147man on Feb 8, 11 at 11:19pm
  • Ambien only makes you hallucinate if you fight going to sleep just pop one and stay awake for as long and its not recommended to drink while on it youll get very rageful I had to choke my uncle out cause he mixed

    Submitted by Niceguy on Jan 14, 12 at 12:51pm
  • I'm more amused with the comments than the actual txt

    Submitted by bee222 on May 18, 11 at 12:51am
  • Almost all my TFLNs are when I'm on Ambien. Seeing a playhouse attack me, nine dogs coming out of the ground, thinking I'm a pirate under attack, lots and lots and lots of pretty colors, finding half-eaten sandwiches the next morning, TV turning 3D, double vision, and more. I'm not shitting you and neither is the texter. I see stuff like this a lot. I guess you have to have a good imagination to trip hard.

    Submitted by ambientexter on Jun 14, 10 at 9:40pm
  • FAKEEEE. you have too much time on your hands

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:31am
  • Favorite!!

    Submitted by mansonfamilybbq on Aug 8, 11 at 1:08am
  • This is my fave tfln!! This is crazy funny! I read this to All my friends. I must try ambien now(:

    Submitted by jessicaxsrh on Dec 7, 10 at 6:27pm
  • Wow u were trippin hun

    Submitted by allyxroxursox on Nov 21, 10 at 11:02am
  • Follow @MrSuccessFool on twitter...he's funny as hell

    Submitted by letslaugh on Dec 28, 10 at 5:18am
  • that is hilarious!

    Submitted by luckysantangelo on Jun 8, 11 at 8:44pm
  • Try acid next time

    Submitted by Necronom on May 14, 11 at 4:20pm
  • funniest one ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:53pm
  • haha yhepp deff tryin ambien

    Submitted by breezyyb08 on Jul 15, 11 at 3:16pm
  • apparently tiger woods joined the crazy train with you.

    Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 3, 11 at 6:21am
  • When I did ambien my friend bet me 10 dollars I couldn't act sober or normal for 5 minutes. I did good until I tried to text and then cried to him about how the letters were playing tricks on me.

    Submitted by Chuck_Norris on Jan 27, 12 at 1:55am
  • What The Fuckkkkk,!! I Need This Shit,!

    Submitted by lissybear on Feb 3, 11 at 10:40am
  • evanston il?

    Submitted by kgl on Feb 9, 11 at 1:47am
  • This shit is true. I've taken my mom's sleeping pill before. Makes you trip

    Submitted by sarahpinkham on Aug 15, 12 at 4:50pm
  • how many ambein did u take ??lol shit<3

    Submitted by lovey_dovey123 on Jul 9, 11 at 8:56pm
  • chicago FTW

    Submitted by STFUcupcake on May 22, 11 at 5:34am
  • Omg that is some funny shit. Maybe it's because I'm exhausted but I just laughed way too hard at this. Ambien, ftw.

    Submitted by reelee2 on Jul 7, 12 at 2:13am
  • Frick I just about pee'd myself so funny lol

    Submitted by AvsStina87 on Oct 30, 10 at 5:47am
  • Wow you're all so fucking cool for tripping on drugs. Why not get a job and a life...and maybe some friends? Assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:16pm
    • i have a job, better than yours most likely, and i enjoy drugs, so gtfo

      Submitted by nizarcabani on Dec 29, 10 at 5:56am
    • hah you sound like my sister alicia lol shes mager strete edge ahah lol i get it all the time lol

      Submitted by lovey_dovey123 on Jul 9, 11 at 8:54pm
      • Be very careful with that stuff!!! I was raped, beaten up and in the hospital for 2 days cuz my bf took that. I am not against doing drugs but this one really fucked up MY life and I wasn't even the one that took it!!!

        Submitted by jen98604 on Mar 23, 12 at 3:03am
  • I'm trying it... That's it!!!

    Submitted by adorkablekia on Dec 28, 10 at 6:22am
  • At least you didn't go looking for Atlantis in the toilet. Love ambien.

    Submitted by GOREDveggies on Nov 13, 12 at 12:11pm
  • laughed so loud all of a sudden, my room mate woke up and fell off her bed ...her feet managed to stay on though. LMAO. good stuff.

    Submitted by hihidolly on Jul 14, 11 at 11:25am
  • Oh man that's horrible. Ambien is some nasty stuff. The package insert even says it can increase your risk of developing cancer.

    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:40am
  • Wait u can get that high from ambian?

    Submitted by barmes on May 2, 11 at 9:59pm
  • Lol iv had similar tripping experiences but not on ambien. I was pushed off a high-rise roof and I turned into buzz lightyear. I then proceeded to fly to my friends birthday party

    Submitted by garliqboy on Jul 11, 10 at 5:46am
  • Done!

    Submitted by pomimami88 on Aug 21, 12 at 1:41pm
  • Sucks buttjple bitches

    Submitted by imastar133 on Jun 5, 10 at 7:37pm
  • I bet u just pulled that out if ur ass

    Submitted by Jdog13 on Aug 6, 11 at 3:01am
  • That is so funny I heart this app

    Submitted by bubby123 on Jul 18, 11 at 9:45pm
  • Funniest thing I've ever heard

    Submitted by kwr914 on Jan 3, 11 at 9:50pm
  • This is my favorite.

    Submitted by elreya on Feb 6, 14 at 2:31pm
  • Ambien actually does make you trip. I took 3 and don't remember the whole night. I had to be told. Funny shit.

    Submitted by AngelaDc1123 on Jul 7, 15 at 12:11am