I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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Lost and drunk in the woods...and the cops can actuall find you?! How old ARE you? My guess is 13...
Dude..apparently you've never been on a float trip or gone camping.
You'd think a lot of things were obvious to cops but they're an unfortunate breed.
This was on FML too.
Fuck the police
this calls for "i remember my first beer"
6 x I,I,I,I,I,I.....
Why were there cops in the woods?