I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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You'd think a lot of things were obvious to cops but they're an unfortunate breed.
Lost and drunk in the woods...and the cops can actuall find you?! How old ARE you? My guess is 13...
Dude..apparently you've never been on a float trip or gone camping.
This was on FML too.
Fuck the police
this calls for "i remember my first beer"
6 x I,I,I,I,I,I.....
Why were there cops in the woods?