Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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Take a criminal law course next; your marketing plan may change.
Actaminophen + alcohol = bad! Don't give that to stupid freshman!
I'm sure it will benefit the freshmen too. They will wake up the next day with no hangover. The downside to that, they will drink more next time and hate life the next day. so that is a win in all aspects
Both alcohol and excedrin thin the blood. Bad situation for you when the cops are knocking on doors!
Yeah and the freshmen's stomaches will begin to bleed and their livers will fail if they take more than two. Good luck using the money to buy cigs in jail for murder :)
Silver lining bro
I used to do that in high school it was the easiest money ever
Good idea. \n1.Instigate acute liver failure in dumb freshman\n2.Explain to cops you only meant to make some money pretending to sell them drugs\n3. ????????\n4. PROFIT!\n\nAlcohol can induce a certain hepatic enzyme to form excessive amounts of a toxic metabolite from APAP. Anecdotal evidence suggests caffeine can aggravate this. Excedrin Migraine has both.
"Anecdote" and "evidence" do not belong in the same sentence, especially when you're trying to make a convincing argument. You're also better off making your own arguments instead of copying and pasting factoids from whatever your Google search came up with.
Way to pwn, TMedStud.
If you do that in the right area, it's a good way to get shot.
Try an ice pack, it's the only thing that works for me more than half of the time. If they are chronic and severe enough, your neurologist might try Botox as a last resort. But those injections feel like hell and there are 36 of them. I have chronic daily migraines and I'm pharmaceutical immune, my mission is to alleviate migraine severity for others.
Kinda random but, have you had any luck with natural remedies? Feverfew capsules or something similar? I don't think anyone who's never had a migraine TRULY understands the living hell that it is. Even if you weren't immune to pharmaceuticals, I promise you that Excedrin would NOT cut it. :(
Anyone who has done x will know better. If they don't they've prolly had way too much anyway.
do it make the money before someone else does it
Good idea until the next day when they come looking for you...
If they're drunk enough to fall for that, they probably won't remember who sold to them anyway.