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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 15, 11 at 11:15am

    Take a criminal law course next; your marketing plan may change.

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    Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:10pm

    Actaminophen + alcohol = bad! Don't give that to stupid freshman!

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    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Feb 15, 11 at 12:30pm

    I'm sure it will benefit the freshmen too. They will wake up the next day with no hangover. The downside to that, they will drink more next time and hate life the next day. so that is a win in all aspects

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    Submitted by st3sps on Feb 15, 11 at 4:03pm

    I used to do that in high school it was the easiest money ever

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    Submitted by RyanM on Feb 15, 11 at 12:38pm

    If you do that in the right area, it's a good way to get shot.

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    Submitted by blargmeansno on Feb 15, 11 at 4:44pm

    Silver lining bro

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    Submitted by no_u on Feb 16, 11 at 4:09am

    Good idea. \n1.Instigate acute liver failure in dumb freshman\n2.Explain to cops you only meant to make some money pretending to sell them drugs\n3. ????????\n4. PROFIT!\n\nAlcohol can induce a certain hepatic enzyme to form excessive amounts of a toxic metabolite from APAP. Anecdotal evidence suggests caffeine can aggravate this. Excedrin Migraine has both.

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      Submitted by TMedStud on Feb 16, 11 at 10:59pm

      "Anecdote" and "evidence" do not belong in the same sentence, especially when you're trying to make a convincing argument. You're also better off making your own arguments instead of copying and pasting factoids from whatever your Google search came up with.

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    Submitted by stewie85 on Feb 15, 11 at 7:53pm

    Both alcohol and excedrin thin the blood. Bad situation for you when the cops are knocking on doors!

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    Submitted by ambur on Feb 15, 11 at 1:26pm

    Anyone who has done x will know better. If they don't they've prolly had way too much anyway.

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    Submitted by Poop_Poop on Feb 15, 11 at 11:08am

    Good idea until the next day when they come looking for you...

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      Submitted by astonmartin on Feb 15, 11 at 11:12am

      If they're drunk enough to fall for that, they probably won't remember who sold to them anyway.

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    Submitted by suicidal_sal on Feb 16, 11 at 5:35am

    Try an ice pack, it's the only thing that works for me more than half of the time. If they are chronic and severe enough, your neurologist might try Botox as a last resort. But those injections feel like hell and there are 36 of them. I have chronic daily migraines and I'm pharmaceutical immune, my mission is to alleviate migraine severity for others.

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      Submitted by Poop_tastic on Feb 17, 11 at 12:20pm

      Kinda random but, have you had any luck with natural remedies? Feverfew capsules or something similar? I don't think anyone who's never had a migraine TRULY understands the living hell that it is. Even if you weren't immune to pharmaceuticals, I promise you that Excedrin would NOT cut it. :(

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    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Jan 2, 12 at 3:51pm

    Yeah and the freshmen's stomaches will begin to bleed and their livers will fail if they take more than two. Good luck using the money to buy cigs in jail for murder :)

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    Submitted by steeldude on Feb 16, 11 at 12:49am

    do it make the money before someone else does it