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  • Jack and.. diet? Pussy.

    Submitted by CLICK1031 on Nov 29, 10 at 6:13pm
    • Using diet over regular gets you drunker, faster.

      Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 29, 10 at 8:20pm
      • Explain that to me. I drink whiskey straight. How does diet pop affect uptake?

        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 11:49pm
  • yeah..it was probably clear because when you asked the bartender pulled out his stuff...and you were none the wiser.

    Submitted by rooster92 on Nov 30, 10 at 2:14am
  • Haha... the "diet" part of your jack and diet is worse for your body than the "jack" part, really.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 6:19pm
  • That is why I drink vodka and water. With lime. Can't go wrong there!

    Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:25pm
  • Taxing your bartender for unnecessary items just to fulfill your tiny life with meaning again? You're fired!

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 29, 10 at 5:35pm
  • Ok lyontamer. No one likes a copy cat. Especially one that wants to be Rick scott

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Nov 29, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Diet?? I hate girls who order drinks mixed w/diet soda! I'll take the extra sugar over extra chemicals! Or, Old Number Seven on the rocks, please!

    Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 30, 10 at 11:54am
  • Sounds like a fun night and a painful morning.

    Submitted by sanpat on Nov 29, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Chesapeake alcoholics.

    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 30, 10 at 8:11am