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  • Submitted by charmerkol on Jan 24, 11 at 4:28pm

    Let's get real, we all know why you were holding that sock.

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    Submitted by buffalobill on Jan 24, 11 at 5:07pm

    perhaps one had conveniently been doing something else into a sock.

  • Submitted by stantheman on Jan 24, 11 at 6:07pm

    I wanted to buy a vibrator for my pet elephant but they didn't have any big enough at the whore-store so I just kidnapped Michael J. Fox

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    Submitted by Phys on Jan 24, 11 at 4:38pm

    The only real question is where the sock was being held

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    Submitted by spearchucket on Jan 24, 11 at 9:02pm

    He was obviously wasted and you can't Jack off when your wasted so try again

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    Submitted by anjjjj_91 on Jan 24, 11 at 11:01pm

    Stupid!

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    Submitted by spearchucket on Jan 24, 11 at 9:02pm

    He was obviously wasted and you can't Jack off when your wasted so try again

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 26, 11 at 6:29pm

    I call bullshit

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    Submitted by thaplayer34 on Jan 25, 11 at 4:26am

    I'm guessing you ran out of toilet paper and were using your sock to wipe your ass?

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    Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jan 24, 11 at 5:57pm

    Im gonna guest that you were doing laundry and mistaken your blue gator aid with bleach and so you dranked the bleach and threw up in the sock that you were using to masterbate with. Which is why you were doing laundry.