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  • Let's get real, we all know why you were holding that sock.

    Submitted by charmerkol on Jan 24, 11 at 4:28pm
  • perhaps one had conveniently been doing something else into a sock.

    Submitted by buffalobill on Jan 24, 11 at 5:07pm
  • I wanted to buy a vibrator for my pet elephant but they didn't have any big enough at the whore-store so I just kidnapped Michael J. Fox

    Submitted by stantheman on Jan 24, 11 at 6:07pm
  • The only real question is where the sock was being held

    Submitted by Phys on Jan 24, 11 at 4:38pm
  • Stupid!

    Submitted by anjjjj_91 on Jan 24, 11 at 11:01pm
  • I call bullshit

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 26, 11 at 6:29pm
  • Im gonna guest that you were doing laundry and mistaken your blue gator aid with bleach and so you dranked the bleach and threw up in the sock that you were using to masterbate with. Which is why you were doing laundry.

    Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jan 24, 11 at 5:57pm
  • He was obviously wasted and you can't Jack off when your wasted so try again

    Submitted by spearchucket on Jan 24, 11 at 9:02pm
  • He was obviously wasted and you can't Jack off when your wasted so try again

    Submitted by spearchucket on Jan 24, 11 at 9:02pm
  • I'm guessing you ran out of toilet paper and were using your sock to wipe your ass?

    Submitted by thaplayer34 on Jan 25, 11 at 4:26am