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  • come back win. (803) is either the wrong, or a VERY SMART guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Oh 3:11 I really enjoyed your sarcasm. It can be a bitch when others do not pick up on it, but I guess not everyone can enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:44pm
  • BAHAHAHAHA this has been absolutely hilarious. thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:43pm
  • um 6:37 it was wrong in the context in which it was used..... you can not "get" septic shock......you can get sepsis......you go into septic shock.......... you're super smart too.......(big thumbs up) thanks for playing on the plus side, you did spell douche correctly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:53pm
  • lol that;s hilarious if that was a one night stand and that's actually the dude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:15pm
  • and kiddies.....it only works with WIRE hangers.....dont be trying to use plastic ones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:35pm
  • now now...we can ALL be anonymous friends, can't we? - 3:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:57pm
  • 3:26 I hate to be the one to tell you this.....but in most states that is still illegal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:36pm
  • I think there may be a coat hanger abortion surge in the very near future

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:20pm
  • 7:53 --trying to be clever like that pregnant juno girl......................................................enough with the dayum .......................'s and paragraphs..........................you're posting on tfln, DOOSH.......I think your mom tried with a plastic hanger.......................

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:10pm
  • I love the fact that there have been two pregnancy texts from SC in the past 24 hours. Even if the other was a joke, still awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:50pm
  • 4:49, septic shock. good effing grief. now i have to be the douche to correct the douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:37pm
  • wow. that should go on FML xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:16pm
  • its all fun and games until your gf pulls the pregnancy joke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:05pm
  • every party has a pooper and today it is you 4:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:46pm
  • sucks to be u. but worst of all it sucks to be the kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:15pm
  • yes I am a douche.....well played 3:20 I am scarred for the rest of my life. Love and Affliction, 3:18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Actually 3:36 age of consent in most states is 16 so you are still wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:58pm
  • No hanger at all would be preferable....unless you want to get septic, lose your child bearing ability for life and possibly die. Good luck with that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Please tell me this is between people from Pageland and Lancaster...or at least surrounding areas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:19pm
  • 4:17 that's what happens when the 12 year olds' start reading and posting. Let's keep in mind that old saying youngsters, "Children should be seen and not heard!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Best tfln ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:37pm
  • 3:11, I NEVER want to have to send the message.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:15pm
  • I hate when that happens

    Submitted by MikesBby on Jan 9, 11 at 9:34am
  • and texting as a way of telling someone you're knocked up....classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:48pm
  • AMY IS THAT YOU?! GOD I HOPE YOU ARENT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:14pm
  • read this from my black berry while in a meeting with the managing partners of the firm i work for. wasn't easy pretending to be choking in order to play-off the laughter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:25pm
  • septic???? what does the sewer have to do with anything?? oh sepsis......sepsis....... you really sounded smart though 4:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:49pm
  • 4:17-this is a tragedy indeed. If only their parents had known.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:33pm
  • 3:26 here No this was 5 years ago. Turned out she wasn't pregnant, she was just a 16 year-old girl (and before anyone says anything, I was 18 at the time).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:34pm
  • ROFL! Totally would suck if I got knocked up but this is funny as shit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:52pm
  • obviously we are classy girls here in the 843

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:16pm
  • oh first 3:53 you are so naive...... insert coat hanger into vagina swirl pull repeat until no more baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:57pm
  • haha wow... this would be from 843

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:12pm
  • that was well said. this guy is my hero. "i think you have the wrong number" class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Gawd I love this site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:19pm
  • 4:17 do people actually do the coat hanger thing?! :|

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:23pm
  • "Don't they have coat hangers in South Carolina. Problem solved forever." Why?????! What would a coat hanger do???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:53pm
  • so she texts her brother that she's pg and he tells her wrong number. prolly last time he gets laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:11am
  • please tend to your children instead of reading tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Is this 843 related to the recent post about fathers day?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:22am
  • wow 8:10 you seem overly annoyed considering its just a joke website...................What did a little........................dotted line ever do to you?????????? and yes I did spend the better part of 9 months dodging coat hangers. Apparently you are the one your mom should have swallowed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:22pm
  • 3:57 aaaaah ok.... Ouch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:58pm
  • 3:18 - i'm glad somebody gets my sarcasm!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Gee I hope this isn't my bf and some other chick. Lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:01pm
  • hahaha oops, fella dipped!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:53am
  • Lmfao, so sad that we would text if we think we're pregnant. Not even a phone call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:08pm
  • LMFAO. 8:22 is my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:56pm
  • 3:18...i feel like we could be friends sarcastically yours, 3:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:34pm
  • 3:26 Your life sucks. Kill yourself now, save time later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:29pm
  • yes 314 it is the person you know because there is no way that it could be the countless others

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:16pm
  • can i just say that i enjoyed the anonymous post board friendships far more than the actually text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:04pm
  • how classy...the "i think i'm pregnant" text that every girl hopes to send at some time in her life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Why would you tell someone that via text?!

    Submitted by jenyness on Feb 8, 11 at 6:53am
  • Why would this happen in any other state? Classic SC....smh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:54pm
  • 4:04 & 4:14 : AGREED AND I ALSO LIKE 8:22.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:53am
  • Don't they have coat hangers in South Carolina. Problem solved forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:23pm
  • hey 3:44 thats my anonymous post board friend.....stop trying to ride my coat tails... Love and Affliction, 3:18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:53pm
  • haha this is the only one that has made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I got a text like that once... except it was my ex who had just left me for another guy a month beforehand and was crying that it might be mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:26pm
  • I have sent a text like this to the wrong person... although mine was actually "omg my period started. i'm not pregnant" the guy said, "that's great. who is this?" the two guys were right next to each other in my phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:51pm
  • So sad that someone had to actually learn about back alley abortions from tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:17pm
  • haha Lowcountry and midlands....SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Bad night for 843, good night for 803. Can't believe she'd screw that text up. I thought you weren't supposed to booze when you were pregnant

    Submitted by CMAT on Mar 12, 10 at 4:52pm
  • Not it

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 24, 10 at 1:43pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:11pm