I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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come back win.
(803) is either the wrong, or a VERY SMART guy
BAHAHAHAHA this has been absolutely hilarious. thank you.
Oh 3:11 I really enjoyed your sarcasm. It can be a bitch when others do not pick up on it, but I guess not everyone can enjoy it.
um 6:37 it was wrong in the context in which it was used..... you can not "get" septic shock......you can get sepsis......you go into septic shock..........
you're super smart too.......(big thumbs up) thanks for playing
on the plus side, you did spell douche correctly
3:26 I hate to be the one to tell you this.....but in most states that is still illegal
now now...we can ALL be anonymous friends, can't we?
lol that;s hilarious if that was a one night stand and that's actually the dude!
I think there may be a coat hanger abortion surge in the very near future
and kiddies.....it only works with WIRE hangers.....dont be trying to use plastic ones
I love the fact that there have been two pregnancy texts from SC in the past 24 hours. Even if the other was a joke, still awesome.
its all fun and games until your gf pulls the pregnancy joke...
7:53 --trying to be clever like that pregnant juno girl......................................................enough with the dayum .......................'s and paragraphs..........................you're posting on tfln, DOOSH.......I think your mom tried with a plastic hanger.......................
yes I am a douche.....well played 3:20 I am scarred for the rest of my life.
Love and Affliction,
sucks to be u. but worst of all it sucks to be the kid.
4:49, septic shock. good effing grief. now i have to be the douche to correct the douche.
every party has a pooper and today it is you 4:44
I hate when that happens
wow. that should go on FML xD
4:17 that's what happens when the 12 year olds' start reading and posting. Let's keep in mind that old saying youngsters, "Children should be seen and not heard!"
Best tfln ever!
hahaha oops, fella dipped!
and texting as a way of telling someone you're knocked up....classy.
Actually 3:36 age of consent in most states is 16 so you are still wrong
No hanger at all would be preferable....unless you want to get septic, lose your child bearing ability for life and possibly die. Good luck with that!
AMY IS THAT YOU?! GOD I HOPE YOU ARENT!
4:17-this is a tragedy indeed. If only their parents had known.
that was well said.
this guy is my hero.
"i think you have the wrong number"
3:11, I NEVER want to have to send the message.
haha wow... this would be from 843
ROFL! Totally would suck if I got knocked up but this is funny as shit!!!
so she texts her brother that she's pg and he tells her wrong number. prolly last time he gets laid.
Please tell me this is between people from Pageland and Lancaster...or at least surrounding areas.
septic???? what does the sewer have to do with anything??
you really sounded smart though 4:44
oh first 3:53 you are so naive......
insert coat hanger into vagina
repeat until no more baby
read this from my black berry while in a meeting with the managing partners of the firm i work for. wasn't easy pretending to be choking in order to play-off the laughter
obviously we are classy girls here in the 843
No this was 5 years ago. Turned out she wasn't pregnant, she was just a 16 year-old girl (and before anyone says anything, I was 18 at the time).
4:17 do people actually do the coat hanger thing?!
"Don't they have coat hangers in South Carolina. Problem solved forever."
Why?????! What would a coat hanger do???
please tend to your children instead of reading tfln.
Gawd I love this site!
Is this 843 related to the recent post about fathers day?
3:57 aaaaah ok....
Gee I hope this isn't my bf and some other chick. Lmao.
wow 8:10 you seem overly annoyed considering its just a joke website...................What did a little........................dotted line ever do to you??????????
and yes I did spend the better part of 9 months dodging coat hangers. Apparently you are the one your mom should have swallowed.
3:18 - i'm glad somebody gets my sarcasm!
yes 314 it is the person you know because there is no way that it could be the countless others
Lmfao, so sad that we would text if we think we're pregnant. Not even a phone call.
Why would you tell someone that via text?!
3:26 Your life sucks. Kill yourself now, save time later.
Why would this happen in any other state? Classic SC....smh
4:04 & 4:14 : AGREED
AND I ALSO LIKE 8:22.
LMFAO. 8:22 is my new hero.
how classy...the "i think i'm pregnant" text that every girl hopes to send at some time in her life
can i just say that i enjoyed the anonymous post board friendships far more than the actually text?
3:18...i feel like we could be friends
Don't they have coat hangers in South Carolina. Problem solved forever.
Bad night for 843, good night for 803. Can't believe she'd screw that text up. I thought you weren't supposed to booze when you were pregnant
hey 3:44 thats my anonymous post board friend.....stop trying to ride my coat tails...
Love and Affliction,
haha this is the only one that has made me laugh
haha Lowcountry and midlands....SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!
I got a text like that once... except it was my ex who had just left me for another guy a month beforehand and was crying that it might be mine.
I have sent a text like this to the wrong person... although mine was actually "omg my period started. i'm not pregnant"
the guy said, "that's great. who is this?"
the two guys were right next to each other in my phone.
So sad that someone had to actually learn about back alley abortions from tfln.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!