I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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come back win.
(803) is either the wrong, or a VERY SMART guy
Oh 3:11 I really enjoyed your sarcasm. It can be a bitch when others do not pick up on it, but I guess not everyone can enjoy it.
BAHAHAHAHA this has been absolutely hilarious. thank you.
um 6:37 it was wrong in the context in which it was used..... you can not "get" septic shock......you can get sepsis......you go into septic shock..........
you're super smart too.......(big thumbs up) thanks for playing
on the plus side, you did spell douche correctly
3:26 I hate to be the one to tell you this.....but in most states that is still illegal
lol that;s hilarious if that was a one night stand and that's actually the dude!
now now...we can ALL be anonymous friends, can't we?
and kiddies.....it only works with WIRE hangers.....dont be trying to use plastic ones
I think there may be a coat hanger abortion surge in the very near future
I love the fact that there have been two pregnancy texts from SC in the past 24 hours. Even if the other was a joke, still awesome.
its all fun and games until your gf pulls the pregnancy joke...
7:53 --trying to be clever like that pregnant juno girl......................................................enough with the dayum .......................'s and paragraphs..........................you're posting on tfln, DOOSH.......I think your mom tried with a plastic hanger.......................
sucks to be u. but worst of all it sucks to be the kid.
yes I am a douche.....well played 3:20 I am scarred for the rest of my life.
Love and Affliction,
every party has a pooper and today it is you 4:44
I hate when that happens
4:49, septic shock. good effing grief. now i have to be the douche to correct the douche.
and texting as a way of telling someone you're knocked up....classy.
wow. that should go on FML xD
4:17 that's what happens when the 12 year olds' start reading and posting. Let's keep in mind that old saying youngsters, "Children should be seen and not heard!"
Best tfln ever!
hahaha oops, fella dipped!
Actually 3:36 age of consent in most states is 16 so you are still wrong
No hanger at all would be preferable....unless you want to get septic, lose your child bearing ability for life and possibly die. Good luck with that!
that was well said.
this guy is my hero.
"i think you have the wrong number"
haha wow... this would be from 843
so she texts her brother that she's pg and he tells her wrong number. prolly last time he gets laid.
AMY IS THAT YOU?! GOD I HOPE YOU ARENT!
4:17-this is a tragedy indeed. If only their parents had known.
3:11, I NEVER want to have to send the message.
Please tell me this is between people from Pageland and Lancaster...or at least surrounding areas.
ROFL! Totally would suck if I got knocked up but this is funny as shit!!!
oh first 3:53 you are so naive......
insert coat hanger into vagina
repeat until no more baby
septic???? what does the sewer have to do with anything??
you really sounded smart though 4:44
obviously we are classy girls here in the 843
read this from my black berry while in a meeting with the managing partners of the firm i work for. wasn't easy pretending to be choking in order to play-off the laughter
No this was 5 years ago. Turned out she wasn't pregnant, she was just a 16 year-old girl (and before anyone says anything, I was 18 at the time).
4:17 do people actually do the coat hanger thing?!
"Don't they have coat hangers in South Carolina. Problem solved forever."
Why?????! What would a coat hanger do???
please tend to your children instead of reading tfln.
Gawd I love this site!
3:57 aaaaah ok....
Gee I hope this isn't my bf and some other chick. Lmao.
Is this 843 related to the recent post about fathers day?
3:18 - i'm glad somebody gets my sarcasm!
Lmfao, so sad that we would text if we think we're pregnant. Not even a phone call.
wow 8:10 you seem overly annoyed considering its just a joke website...................What did a little........................dotted line ever do to you??????????
and yes I did spend the better part of 9 months dodging coat hangers. Apparently you are the one your mom should have swallowed.
yes 314 it is the person you know because there is no way that it could be the countless others
Why would you tell someone that via text?!
Why would this happen in any other state? Classic SC....smh
4:04 & 4:14 : AGREED
AND I ALSO LIKE 8:22.
3:26 Your life sucks. Kill yourself now, save time later.
how classy...the "i think i'm pregnant" text that every girl hopes to send at some time in her life
can i just say that i enjoyed the anonymous post board friendships far more than the actually text?
LMFAO. 8:22 is my new hero.
3:18...i feel like we could be friends
Don't they have coat hangers in South Carolina. Problem solved forever.
hey 3:44 thats my anonymous post board friend.....stop trying to ride my coat tails...
Love and Affliction,
Bad night for 843, good night for 803. Can't believe she'd screw that text up. I thought you weren't supposed to booze when you were pregnant
haha this is the only one that has made me laugh
I got a text like that once... except it was my ex who had just left me for another guy a month beforehand and was crying that it might be mine.
haha Lowcountry and midlands....SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!
So sad that someone had to actually learn about back alley abortions from tfln.
I have sent a text like this to the wrong person... although mine was actually "omg my period started. i'm not pregnant"
the guy said, "that's great. who is this?"
the two guys were right next to each other in my phone.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!