Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
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If you had that I would love you
Gee, I wonder what the antibiotics are for.....
lol @ 10:54
Who in their right mind would "crush" or "chew" a cock? That's only something that is reserved for assholes
I would follow that direction, lol! that's a genius idea right there. get drunk again and go for it
Chewing an asshole? o.O I'm scared. Real scared.
Is it so small that it requires instructions?
i might get it in several languages near my cock. make my junk user friendly
No, because someone would disregard the directions just to spite you.
hopefully not antibiotics to clear up gonorrhea
Tell me if you don't use it cos I just might :)
Orlando FTW on this one!
this text is pure gold.
Most women need these instructions!
epic. but you should also consider screwing girls who aren't brain dead and would already know that...