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  • 73 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:12pm

    If you had that I would love you

  • 64 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:20pm

    lol @ 10:54 Who in their right mind would "crush" or "chew" a cock? That's only something that is reserved for assholes

  • 68 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:35pm

    Gee, I wonder what the antibiotics are for.....

  • 67 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:37pm

    I would follow that direction, lol! that's a genius idea right there. get drunk again and go for it

  • 60 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:41pm

    @ 2:20 Chewing an asshole? o.O I'm scared. Real scared.

  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:37am

    Tell me if you don't use it cos I just might :)

  • 55 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:54am

    Is it so small that it requires instructions?

  • 56 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:47am

    hopefully not antibiotics to clear up gonorrhea

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:37pm

    i might get it in several languages near my cock. make my junk user friendly

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:18am

    No, because someone would disregard the directions just to spite you.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:52pm

    Orlando FTW on this one!

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:22am

    this text is pure gold.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:29pm

    Most women need these instructions!

  • 40 62
    Submitted by sugarhigh4ever8 on Aug 26, 10 at 11:08pm

    epic. but you should also consider screwing girls who aren't brain dead and would already know that...