Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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Anybody else think that this just sounds dumb as Hell? or is it just me
If your sex life is related to Lava Cakes in any way, you're either really kinky or really fat. Or both..
I believe this text refers to fucking a lava cake, which is like fucking an apple pie, only darker. I also hear fucking a warm apple pie is like fucking a vagina, only cheaper.
@Click1031 - Or OP is a cheap gusher. . . Just sayin'
"when the road lava flows, takes the dirt road"... aka taking it in the ass.
Sooooo....I'm not sure if this means that it explodes like a volcano or if they shit all over someone's dick but either way WTF Batman?!
My initial thought was she got creampied
Classy south Louisiana...
And you didn't pick me one up, bastard!
yew culs make it a sexier way to lick em ;)
I think it's about poop ;-)
Something about a period maybe? I am truely stumped..