I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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Propose on the spot.
This joke sucks
So he circled them and put a "smiley line" on your stomach?
My new haircut?
is that one smile coving both boobs? or is it smiles on each? painting shit on boobies is not as romantic a gesture as you may think, unless there's a great deal of creativity involved. just sayin. (-;
Sounds like you're with the domesticated male version of Snooki and Ke$ha blended into one
I want one!
Sounds like an art major, I'm much more artistic than this douchebag
Well then return the favor, draw one on his boobs. They are probably bigger than yours