I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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Propose on the spot.
So he circled them and put a "smiley line" on your stomach?
This joke sucks
My new haircut?
is that one smile coving both boobs? or is it smiles on each? painting shit on boobies is not as romantic a gesture as you may think, unless there's a great deal of creativity involved. just sayin. (-;
Sounds like you're with the domesticated male version of Snooki and Ke$ha blended into one
I want one!
Sounds like an art major, I'm much more artistic than this douchebag
Well then return the favor, draw one on his boobs. They are probably bigger than yours