I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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Rihanna, stop makin excuses you dumb bitch
This would be in Brevard!
Women have a higher tolerance to pain for many reasons. This is just one of them.
you had me at "strip pole"
Michelle Obama? Get it, girl!!!
Welcome to brevard county.
That's right florida
Oh, snaps... i know i gave you at least one of those when the bed broke under us
And they said not to join a sorority sheesh
Oh I know how that is...
I have one on my left hip size of a grapefruit-no clue on origin!!!! But great weekend;)
321 gets it in.
What the hell? This sounds exactly like my last weekend. Booze, stripper pole in the living room, but the slip-n-slide was out back. Add a cartwheel contest and that was my Saturday night