I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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Rihanna, stop makin excuses you dumb bitch
This would be in Brevard!
Women have a higher tolerance to pain for many reasons. This is just one of them.
Michelle Obama? Get it, girl!!!
Oh I know how that is...
you had me at "strip pole"
Welcome to brevard county.
That's right florida
Oh, snaps... i know i gave you at least one of those when the bed broke under us
And they said not to join a sorority sheesh
I have one on my left hip size of a grapefruit-no clue on origin!!!! But great weekend;)
What the hell? This sounds exactly like my last weekend. Booze, stripper pole in the living room, but the slip-n-slide was out back. Add a cartwheel contest and that was my Saturday night
321 gets it in.