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  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 27, 11 at 5:21pm

    Rule # 1: the doubletap

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      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 27, 11 at 7:36pm

      what rule is stamina

    • Submitted by Prestilicious on Jan 27, 11 at 8:32pm

      Rule 1 is Cardio. Rule 2 is The Double Tap.

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        Submitted by emaleighmichele on Jan 28, 11 at 6:22am

        ahahaha, zombieland references(:\nbut i agree.

  • Submitted by gizmoeyez on Jan 27, 11 at 6:01pm

    since when is it ok to refer to your blowup doll as "girl" and jus because u filled her with helium doesnt mean she actually wanted you.

  • Submitted by dawgs on Jan 27, 11 at 5:05pm

    A swift right hook should keep her down.

  • Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jan 27, 11 at 7:46pm

    Did u get a text about an expired friends with benefits card per chance?

  • Submitted by mogmog on Jan 27, 11 at 10:38pm

    I swear there is probably a porno out there with this exact "storyline" to it.

  • Submitted by iluvmy65 on Jan 28, 11 at 8:41am

    Hit her harder next time.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 27, 11 at 4:43pm

    Those heads are brainless

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    Submitted by stcharly on Jan 28, 11 at 5:09pm

    If she was moaning, good for her. If she was moaning like Frankenstein, then you're in trouble.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jan 27, 11 at 8:25pm

    What's the problem here?

  • Submitted by stantheman on Jan 27, 11 at 5:24pm

    That's a terrible way to talk about Anna Nicole Smith

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    Submitted by Milano on Jan 28, 11 at 12:21am

    Right on buddy, ASU dorm rooms on Monday morning, bitches on the prowl for any stray cock...

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    Submitted by gr33nman on Jan 28, 11 at 9:45am

    as long as she isnt biting

  • Submitted by SKiPSET on Jan 27, 11 at 10:13pm

    Yea she was Rising up trying to leave and go find a penis

  • Submitted by fiteclub467 on Jan 27, 11 at 5:44pm

    someone should of slayed her haha