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  • Thats right sweetheart. you cant get pregnant if you're on top either

    Submitted by sofaking_epic on Mar 1, 11 at 2:21pm
  • actually, scrubbing your teeth that much is more likely to give you herpes, bc you might induce bleeding of the gums or open a sore in your mouth. best NOT to brush, and rinse with alcohol instead

    Submitted by monkus on Mar 1, 11 at 2:38pm
  • This text brought to you by abstinence-only sex education.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 12:19am
  • herpes is for life.

    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 1, 11 at 7:28pm
  • Look before you eat next time.

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 1, 11 at 6:29pm
  • I think cavities are scared of toothpaste but it might work 4 herpes lol

    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Mar 1, 11 at 5:46pm
  • Except teeth can't get herpes...

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 2, 11 at 12:46am
  • Not sure, but mouthwash with alcohol certainly can't hurt.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 1, 11 at 3:47pm
  • actually, scrubbing your teeth that much is more likely to give you herpes, bc you might induce bleeding of the gums or open a sore in your mouth. best NOT to brush, and rinse with alcohol instead

    Submitted by monkus on Mar 1, 11 at 2:36pm
  • Judging by the people you see at the free clinic, herpes IS afraid of tooth paste

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:34am
  • Ugh, these texts

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Mar 1, 11 at 11:02pm
  • ...like you can get pregnat from just kissing...

    Submitted by MeOlly on Mar 1, 11 at 10:12pm
  • Keep telling yourself that. His dick bumps were for your pleasure.

    Submitted by NCA on Mar 1, 11 at 10:55pm
  • Hahahaha @Arthur! So true.

    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Mar 2, 11 at 1:28am