Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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Sick burn dude that was intense I peed my pant from loling soo much.
Sneaky mom...very sneaky mom.
If everyone is fired from saying "You're fired", then that includes you dumbass. So you're fired bitch!
Yup I meant pant cuz I'm only wearing one at the moment you cocksucking fairies.
does that text really rhyme or am I just really high
Everyone is fired!
Go kill yourself
Yea Rick please go die in a fire
Does anybody even like this guy?
Nope he was probly adopted cause his parents don't love him. Somebody call the waaaaambulance.
are you having a conversation with yourself?
whoaaaaa... @colabea you just blew my fuckin' mind. That's actually kinda creepy.
Start living with a few cats and you are set.
Your fired an I'm fucking your wife.
Ohh yeah your fired!
Fuck Zach he's a douche lickin, queef huffin, greasy, fat wow kid who fingers his brothers asshole while he sleeps because his father wants to jack of into his mouth while he watches and then after the mung the shit outta he's grandmother. Go sit on a cactus chubby chode chaser.