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  • 76 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:35pm

    You told him through text? Classy...

  • 68 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:29pm

    Stay classy upstate NY, stay classy.

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:10am

    NO 7:56, you have absolutely no idea how far along she is and neither do we. But, if she just found out, it's impossible for the newly united sperm and egg to have any of the things you mentioned. So, thanks for failing hard. Now, go read a science book.

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:28pm

    I hope they said "I pity the fetus" like Mr. T.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:49pm

    It's a fantastic reason to abort an inbred waste of space who will never amount to anything a be a drain on society

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:08pm

    he's a keeper! the boy, not the fetus.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:23am

    Hey 12:41 abortions just make babies go to Jesus faster Also there is no god no lord grow up you fucking sheep

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:05pm

    Just because the guy isn't smart doesn't mean the baby won't be

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:32pm

    528. I agree with you... a great reason!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:12pm

    You sent this kind of info via text. I think that means you're meant for each other.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:28pm

    AND he doesn't know how to spell? Well...you're fucked!

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:44pm

    i know someone with a master's in chemistry that spelled it like that until i corrected him... i think you're safe.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:59pm

    These folks are obviously winners

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:12am

    I'm totally asking Dave if this is how Sam told him.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Apr 15, 10 at 12:16am

    12:23 enjoy being an asshole much?

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:17pm

    The OP probably sent that message out to "public" to see which guy she banged is a candidate for child support

  • 43 47
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 9, 10 at 11:01pm

    Lmaoo am I the only one who read " I pity the fetus" in my head with a mr.t voice?

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:41am

    What a pair of tits. Ur perfect for each other. The two of u need a dictionary. And a condom next time.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:34am

    Haha! I live in the 518 :)

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:56pm

    listen to all of yall saying abort..what if that was your child? that is a living being growing in her, has a heart beat, fingers, eyes, even if its just fetus, the baby is growing everyday, and to hear yall say, kill the baby, well its a shame your parents didnt abort you then, to have raised such horrible people.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:09am

    7:56 = pro-life fail.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:51pm

    Too late to wrap it up now - and maybe she did and it failed. whatevs, THAT is what abortions are for.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:36pm

    Yeah, abort. And start banging quality guys.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:55am

    Pretty positive this was a joke..

  • 27 33
    Submitted by ryangauger1 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:23pm

    In certain cases, such as this, abortion is good.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:59pm

    awww I hope single motherhood works out well for you.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:41pm

    its not about how far along she is, she still has a baby growing inside her!! Yall are freaking stupid. Thanks for trying to be all brilliant though..but if aborting a child makes you brilliant then yall need some serious help!

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:28pm

    Wow. A typo? Great reason to abort an innocent child!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:32pm

    ummm wrap it up......