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  • Just because the guy isn't smart doesn't mean the baby won't be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:05pm
  • NO 7:56, you have absolutely no idea how far along she is and neither do we. But, if she just found out, it's impossible for the newly united sperm and egg to have any of the things you mentioned. So, thanks for failing hard. Now, go read a science book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:10am
  • I hope they said "I pity the fetus" like Mr. T.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:28pm
  • You told him through text? Classy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Stay classy upstate NY, stay classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:29pm
  • 528. I agree with you... a great reason!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Hey 12:41 abortions just make babies go to Jesus faster Also there is no god no lord grow up you fucking sheep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:23am
  • It's a fantastic reason to abort an inbred waste of space who will never amount to anything a be a drain on society

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:49pm
  • he's a keeper! the boy, not the fetus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:08pm
  • These folks are obviously winners

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Lmaoo am I the only one who read " I pity the fetus" in my head with a mr.t voice?

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 9, 10 at 11:01pm
  • What a pair of tits. Ur perfect for each other. The two of u need a dictionary. And a condom next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:41am
  • 12:23 enjoy being an asshole much?

    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Apr 15, 10 at 12:16am
  • I'm totally asking Dave if this is how Sam told him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:12am
  • You sent this kind of info via text. I think that means you're meant for each other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Haha! I live in the 518 :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:34am
  • In certain cases, such as this, abortion is good.

    Submitted by ryangauger1 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:23pm
  • The OP probably sent that message out to "public" to see which guy she banged is a candidate for child support

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:17pm
  • i know someone with a master's in chemistry that spelled it like that until i corrected him... i think you're safe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:44pm
  • AND he doesn't know how to spell? Well...you're fucked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:28pm
  • listen to all of yall saying abort..what if that was your child? that is a living being growing in her, has a heart beat, fingers, eyes, even if its just fetus, the baby is growing everyday, and to hear yall say, kill the baby, well its a shame your parents didnt abort you then, to have raised such horrible people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:56pm
  • its not about how far along she is, she still has a baby growing inside her!! Yall are freaking stupid. Thanks for trying to be all brilliant though..but if aborting a child makes you brilliant then yall need some serious help!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Yeah, abort. And start banging quality guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:36pm
  • ummm wrap it up......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:32pm
  • 7:56 = pro-life fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:09am
  • Pretty positive this was a joke..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:55am
  • Too late to wrap it up now - and maybe she did and it failed. whatevs, THAT is what abortions are for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:51pm
  • awww I hope single motherhood works out well for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Wow. A typo? Great reason to abort an innocent child!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:28pm