she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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Who has a herb garden?
Who makes a whole show about ducks? They do fucking nothing apart from paddle silently.
Anyone ever actually ate cilantro? It tastes like shit.
Just be glad she is laughing instead of crying because she is dating a guy that has his own herb garden!! Who are you Emeril?
who said it's a guy?
doesn't sound like that's cilantro she's eating.
she got the best acid ever
Bad night on account of the fact that he has an herb garden
You suck at life, kill yourself