Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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@Discussion: Thank you Captain Obvious
I propose a blowjob. With pinky action.
Hahaha I had a fortune like this one time, except I'm pretty sure it said people will find it hard to resist your propositions or something like that :) love fortunes like that!
Fortune cookies say crap like "lucky is the number one best choice." She just made that up to seduce you. Oblige the lady.
Don't be such a pussy!
you should propose to have sex…
If anyone ever texted me in all caps, like this fucking idiot, I would fucking shove their texting hand down into my garbage disposal and turn on the fucking switch. What.