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  • Submitted by danielle3 on Jan 6, 11 at 3:13pm

    Get it!!

  • Submitted by hashassin on Jan 7, 11 at 1:36am

    @Discussion: Thank you Captain Obvious

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Jan 6, 11 at 6:05pm

    I propose a blowjob. With pinky action.

  • Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Jan 6, 11 at 4:03pm


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    Submitted by kaycee27 on Jan 7, 11 at 11:23pm

    Don't be such a pussy!

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 6, 11 at 6:48pm

    Fortune cookies say crap like "lucky is the number one best choice." She just made that up to seduce you. Oblige the lady.

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    Submitted by misskae13 on Jan 7, 11 at 1:31am

    Hahaha I had a fortune like this one time, except I'm pretty sure it said people will find it hard to resist your propositions or something like that :) love fortunes like that!

  • Submitted by Discussion on Jan 6, 11 at 5:27pm

    you should propose to have sex…

  • Submitted by niceman on Jan 12, 11 at 1:53pm

    If anyone ever texted me in all caps, like this fucking idiot, I would fucking shove their texting hand down into my garbage disposal and turn on the fucking switch. What.