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  • Do you know how dangerous a python is? Now imagine a drunk one: Biting everything just because it thinks they're talking shit about it. Slurring it's hisses and not being able to hold it's venom. \n\nWhy can't kids just play in traffic for a thrill and leave the damn animals alone?

    Submitted by maskedman on Sep 22, 10 at 10:50am
  • You can't deciiide that I'm drunk! That's between me and GOD!

    Submitted by aricartt on Sep 22, 10 at 10:59am
  • "DRINK UP SNAKEY! SPRING BREAK! YOU LIKE THAT VODKA GOIN' DOWN. LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT COMIN' UP!" - Master Shake

    Submitted by Gingervitis on Sep 22, 10 at 11:13am
  • @maskedman pythons don't have venom, and tend to only bite when snatching prey. U sir are not funny.

    Submitted by hashassin on Sep 22, 10 at 4:08pm
  • I love you maskedman

    Submitted by kiannalarae on Sep 22, 10 at 12:26pm
  • ATHF FTW

    Submitted by aricartt on Sep 22, 10 at 10:55am
  • Lol... I want to meet maskedman

    Submitted by fl_nobody on Sep 22, 10 at 12:36pm
  • Maskedman...adopt me!

    Submitted by Jonesy14 on Sep 22, 10 at 9:04pm
  • The 'fuck off' rounded it off nicely

    Submitted by sinistar on Sep 23, 10 at 12:17am
  • maskedman is a beast

    Submitted by fuckallyall on Sep 22, 10 at 2:21pm
  • Im gonna name him nathan scott phillips. Thats french for love. Heres some pipe cleaners stapler and human hair

    Submitted by jernst on Sep 22, 10 at 12:06pm
  • Maskedman-pythons don't have venom. Idiot

    Submitted by cobra8645 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:56am
    • Drunk ones do. I saw it on wikipedia. And by "saw" I mean I wrote it in there. \n\nThen again, I probably shouldn't be arguing about snake with someone named cobra.

      Submitted by maskedman on Sep 22, 10 at 11:03am
  • Hashassin, you're a hating bum-nugget-fuck.

    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 23, 10 at 12:29am