You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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Do you know how dangerous a python is? Now imagine a drunk one: Biting everything just because it thinks they're talking shit about it. Slurring it's hisses and not being able to hold it's venom. \n\nWhy can't kids just play in traffic for a thrill and leave the damn animals alone?
You can't deciiide that I'm drunk! That's between me and GOD!
I'm not drunk...you the drunk one!! You wanna do summin bout it???
"DRINK UP SNAKEY! SPRING BREAK! YOU LIKE THAT VODKA GOIN' DOWN. LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT COMIN' UP!" - Master Shake
I love you maskedman
@maskedman pythons don't have venom, and tend to only bite when snatching prey. U sir are not funny.
Lol... I want to meet maskedman
The 'fuck off' rounded it off nicely
maskedman is a beast
Im gonna name him nathan scott phillips. Thats french for love. Heres some pipe cleaners stapler and human hair
Maskedman-pythons don't have venom. Idiot
Drunk ones do. I saw it on wikipedia. And by "saw" I mean I wrote it in there. \n\nThen again, I probably shouldn't be arguing about snake with someone named cobra.
Hashassin, you're a hating bum-nugget-fuck.