I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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Bad call, refugees never get to be drunk when they're carrying their life in a plastic bag.
Hopefully you had a nice big meat stuffing the night before so you're limping too.
Get. Over it with the refugee shit. It's a joke, god forbid some one made a joke.
what is in the trash bag? Your self respect and good judgement?
ill pick you up im from the 917 area ;) haha
y was a one night stand carrying so much stuff in the first place that she needed a garbage bag to get home???
i literally was talking today about how these had disappeared. guess not
You have no idea what it feels like to be a refugee. Without that, the text would've been funny.
The bag was full of shoes to take to Goodwill. I got sidetracked.
''You don't have to live like a refugee....'' *singing*
i love how girls call it the walk of shame. i call it either the early morning beer run, or going to get hangover food. then again i don't hook up with losers. maybe that's the difference.
I for one use perfect grammar when I am drunk, so I can't see why this texter couldn't. It's not like it was a long text at all.
^^thats how I *didnt* feel about this text
Faaake. How does a "very drunk" person use perfect grammar?!
I always use perfect grammar when I'm drunk. I'm a grammar freak.