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  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:55am

    Get. Over it with the refugee shit. It's a joke, god forbid some one made a joke.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:57am

    Hopefully you had a nice big meat stuffing the night before so you're limping too.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 6:43pm

    y was a one night stand carrying so much stuff in the first place that she needed a garbage bag to get home???

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 5:52pm

    Bad call, refugees never get to be drunk when they're carrying their life in a plastic bag.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:45pm

    You have no idea what it feels like to be a refugee. Without that, the text would've been funny.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:04pm

    i literally was talking today about how these had disappeared. guess not

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:31am

    what is in the trash bag? Your self respect and good judgement?

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:29am

    ill pick you up im from the 917 area ;) haha

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:02am

    i love how girls call it the walk of shame. i call it either the early morning beer run, or going to get hangover food. then again i don't hook up with losers. maybe that's the difference.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:40pm

    The bag was full of shoes to take to Goodwill. I got sidetracked.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:58pm

    ''You don't have to live like a refugee....'' *singing*

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:33pm

    I always use perfect grammar when I'm drunk. I'm a grammar freak.

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:31pm

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ^^thats how I *didnt* feel about this text

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:21pm

    I for one use perfect grammar when I am drunk, so I can't see why this texter couldn't. It's not like it was a long text at all.

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:10pm

    Faaake. How does a "very drunk" person use perfect grammar?!