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  • Submitted by stantheman on Mar 23, 11 at 3:56pm

    Im gonna start fucking more girls who breed mice. Help feed my pet snake

  • Submitted by ftbny on Mar 23, 11 at 3:40pm

    Are they easier to catch since they can't run far?

  • Submitted by colan08 on Mar 23, 11 at 4:03pm

    Try hookers...they'll breathe as heavy as you heavy as you want.

  • Submitted by sarafln on Mar 23, 11 at 9:07pm

    It isn't an ego booster when mid-Bj you need a rescue inhaler... Happened.

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Mar 24, 11 at 2:51am

    I need more 8" dicks to feed my 'gina, I mean my ego.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Mar 23, 11 at 7:01pm

    Yeah, but the blow jobs are useless.

    • Submitted by zepgirl on Mar 23, 11 at 8:32pm

      Amen. I have asthma. You have no idea how difficult blow jobs are. =P

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 23, 11 at 3:37pm

    Just wait 'til one has an asthma attack during, total turn-off

  • Submitted by funnygal09 on Mar 24, 11 at 1:25am

    that's just a tad pathetic that you need girls with asthma for your ego...just saying

  • Submitted by hippiesgotohell on Mar 23, 11 at 10:23pm

    u girls with asthma should stop bein cock teases and just fuck us then...

  • Submitted by undeadsoldier14 on Mar 24, 11 at 1:42am

    I'm goin be hardcore and fuck asthma chicks cuz I have a small dick and they make me feel like a champ

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    Submitted by woahgirl on Mar 24, 11 at 3:18pm

    This sounds like a comment from a big spring student/graduate

  • Submitted by odubbisamazing on Mar 24, 11 at 1:12am

    i have asthma... O_o

  • Submitted by SALIA on Mar 24, 11 at 12:29am


  • Submitted by bayonet on Mar 24, 11 at 7:01am

    Sounds like you need to stay home and masturbate.

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    Submitted by stikybriches on Feb 18, 13 at 6:40pm

    That's hilarious

  • Submitted by Diggity_Dawg on Mar 24, 11 at 12:18am

    717. The most that loser gets to screw is himself. \n\nWord around town is he's the one who likes to take it not give it.

  • Submitted by guitarshredder on Mar 25, 11 at 12:54pm

    Get a guy and a girl that both have asthma. Funny

  • Submitted by minion on Mar 23, 11 at 3:35pm