Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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When people write things with periods after every word it always takes me so long to read them cause I have to pause for every word. and then I feel like an idiot.
Maybe she just wanted some wood in her mouth...
Her teeth are so pissed off right now.
Woah. Dude. I have a girl at school named
that makes the text even funnier
Second. Text. Today. Typing. Like. This. W.T.F?
Give her a bone to chew on
After thinking about this more and more, I want to say OP is talking about a dog. I really hope it's not a dog. That would make this unusual and hilarious rather than normal and sad.
It's all about context. This is probably innocent and refers to a puppy, maybe a rabbit, or some other pet. It's the lack of details that let people run with it
I. Type. Stupidly. And. Repeat. Myself. Even. Though. I. Was. Perfectly. Clear. The. First. Time. Because. I. Think. It. Emphasizes. My. Point.
Hahahahaha this is about my sister
That is muchies!
Maybe she was hungry ya jerk. Did you offer her some tasty morsels?
Fiber: Tastes gross, but the benefits are great. This woman is smart.
the extacy is really kickin in
First! Just kidding I'm not a huge loser.
Yo, the bitch likes wood. Bend her ass over and fucking give it to her.
The retarded one word sentences are back, morons.
Reminds me of that episode of South Park where they adopt a starving African child but the child actually gets shipped out to them lol!
Some pregnant women crave non-food items. So she's pregnant or high as fuck
Is said woman a woodchuck? If not, she's fired!
Sounds like a bitch, probably looks like a bitch...yeah its a bitch(dog)
Someone is high....
Is this the same girl that was licking the wall this morning? Some stick something in her mouth before I fire you!
Just. Because. You. Type. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. This. Text. Even. Remotely. Funny.
Blah this was on fuautocorrect. Turns out she was dancing on the dresser.
I've partied with beavers before too.
That is when it is time to shove a big dick inside of her. She will love it and, of course, leave the fucking dresser alone.
With a name like cumbuckets you're a huge loser. You're fired!
Gtfo rick scott wannabe!