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  • When people write things with periods after every word it always takes me so long to read them cause I have to pause for every word. and then I feel like an idiot.

    Submitted by michaelafogle on Nov 29, 10 at 5:54pm
  • Maybe she just wanted some wood in her mouth...

    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:32am
  • Her teeth are so pissed off right now.

    Submitted by RyanM on Nov 29, 10 at 4:58pm
  • Woah. Dude. I have a girl at school named Lauren Dresser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 10 at 11:02pm
  • Give her a bone to chew on

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 5:09pm
    • After thinking about this more and more, I want to say OP is talking about a dog. I really hope it's not a dog. That would make this unusual and hilarious rather than normal and sad.

      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 30, 10 at 1:30am
      • It's all about context. This is probably innocent and refers to a puppy, maybe a rabbit, or some other pet. It's the lack of details that let people run with it

        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:38am
  • Second. Text. Today. Typing. Like. This. W.T.F?

    Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 29, 10 at 9:14pm
  • I. Type. Stupidly. And. Repeat. Myself. Even. Though. I. Was. Perfectly. Clear. The. First. Time. Because. I. Think. It. Emphasizes. My. Point.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Hahahahaha this is about my sister

    Submitted by gettheledout7 on Nov 29, 10 at 9:44pm
  • That is muchies!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Maybe she was hungry ya jerk. Did you offer her some tasty morsels?

    Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Nov 29, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Fiber: Tastes gross, but the benefits are great. This woman is smart.

    Submitted by Cthulhu on Nov 30, 10 at 9:55am
  • the extacy is really kickin in

    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 30, 10 at 7:35am
  • First! Just kidding I'm not a huge loser.

    Submitted by cumbuckets on Nov 29, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Yo, the bitch likes wood. Bend her ass over and fucking give it to her.

    Submitted by niceman on Dec 2, 10 at 4:44pm
  • meth happens.

    Submitted by rcclarke on Nov 30, 10 at 5:30pm
  • The retarded one word sentences are back, morons.

    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 29, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Some pregnant women crave non-food items. So she's pregnant or high as fuck

    Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:31pm
  • Reminds me of that episode of South Park where they adopt a starving African child but the child actually gets shipped out to them lol!

    Submitted by KingOfTheDorks on Dec 1, 10 at 10:07am
  • Is said woman a woodchuck? If not, she's fired!

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 29, 10 at 7:14pm
  • Sounds like a bitch, probably looks like a bitch...yeah its a bitch(dog)

    Submitted by sexysicilian23 on Nov 29, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Someone is high....

    Submitted by Peachy123 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:02pm
  • Just. Because. You. Type. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. This. Text. Even. Remotely. Funny.

    Submitted by wrestle614 on Nov 29, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Is this the same girl that was licking the wall this morning? Some stick something in her mouth before I fire you!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 5:58pm
  • Blah this was on fuautocorrect. Turns out she was dancing on the dresser.

    Submitted by kinked on Dec 7, 10 at 9:57pm
  • I've partied with beavers before too.

    Submitted by courtchronic on Jun 23, 12 at 9:34pm
  • That is when it is time to shove a big dick inside of her. She will love it and, of course, leave the fucking dresser alone.

    Submitted by niceman on Dec 1, 10 at 9:54pm
  • With a name like cumbuckets you're a huge loser. You're fired!

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 29, 10 at 5:32pm