I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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I really wanna know. Really.
In da hood we dont go shopping we jus rob da place
This would be the typical Soviet Russian shopping list if you just added vodka!
....and suddenly I feel the need to meet Russian girls.
Well, that just about covers all the major food groups, don't it?
What she is going to do is put the blackberries in the condoms, coat them in hot fudge, then eat them, use them as a suppository, or throw them at someone.
must be the poster child for "dudes in the friend zone"
No anal = sexual fail
I had a list for 3 items. Admittedly not as fun as this list though.
Hmmm... Sounds like she is having some fun making fruity chocolaty ice cream hmm were does this said condom come into play...
This is obviously fake, women always hide their shopping lists!
hot motherfucking fuuuudge
It's a fake shopping list. She's trying to hard you should run.
she wouldn't have a list for 3 items, just sayin