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  • Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 26, 10 at 6:03pm

    They didn't have electricty or penicillin either u dope now give me my fuckin vodka redbull

  • Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Nov 26, 10 at 3:33pm

    The pilgrims weren't Quakers. They were mostly Puritan separatists. Although I doubt they drank a whole lot either.

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    Submitted by tanya321 on Nov 26, 10 at 9:52pm

    The Pilgrims were not Quakers; mainstream Pilgrims actually persecuted the Quakers many years later. They're an interesting historical phenomenon in that they fled thousands of miles to escape religious persecution, only to turn around and do their own persecuting. But regardless of religious affiliation, they all drank alcohol, since back in the 17th century any beverages without alcohol in them were considered dirty and unsanitary

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    Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 27, 10 at 12:03am

    Now go harvest the damn green bean casserole!

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    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Nov 26, 10 at 3:16pm

    The pilgrims didn't have shit because quakers aren't allowed to drink.

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    Submitted by thechick99 on Nov 27, 10 at 11:19am

    Oklahoma...

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    Submitted by mills2011 on Nov 26, 10 at 9:48pm

    Who gives a fuck if they didnt have it just give me my fukn vodka and red bull!

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    Submitted by whiskeygirl42 on Nov 27, 10 at 1:29am

    The pilgrims didn't have sex either. That's why no one liked them. Do we really want that for our legacy??

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    Submitted by antzilla on Nov 29, 10 at 8:51am

    Disease,death,stealing land,should we start giving thanks now?

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    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 26, 10 at 3:15pm

    Your mom didn't have a vodka redbull. Fired!

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      Submitted by AADTCHIEF on Nov 27, 10 at 11:29am

      Correct, but vodka and cocaine is the same effect.

  • Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Nov 26, 10 at 3:30pm

    Why the hell do people say "vodka redbull"? Nobody orders a "gin tonic" or a "whiskey coke". It's a "vodka AND redbull" dammit!

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      Submitted by samxobamm on Nov 26, 10 at 6:06pm

      you could actually just say vodkabull and then it wouldnt matter.

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    Submitted by Cthulhu on Nov 27, 10 at 1:20pm

    I guesa not.. but they didn't have cell phones either, now give me my goddamn vodkabull!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 10 at 12:03am

    The comment below is way too long. Fired!

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    Submitted by crockpot on Dec 14, 12 at 9:08pm

    Actually, EVERYONE drank in those days. Men, women and children alike knew that alcohol was safer than water and the diseases it carried.