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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 15, 10 at 4:18pm

    Tits or gtfo

  • Submitted by garg411 on Dec 15, 10 at 9:30pm

    Or the look on a dumb rednecks face the first time he realizes Darius Rucker is black.

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      Submitted by Stotan1228 on Dec 16, 10 at 12:02am

      And is Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish.

  • Submitted by yfz501 on Dec 15, 10 at 6:41pm

    and this text shall help me get my gf to pierce hers...for that I thank you

  • Submitted by texas24 on Dec 16, 10 at 12:49am

    I'm sure the look when they find my clit piercing is 100x better

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      Submitted by irish_fighter13 on Dec 16, 10 at 4:53am

      Um yes hi, \nI can't help but feel like we should meet for some odd reason. Denton TX hit me up sometime.

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      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 18, 10 at 2:39am

      ......truth

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      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 18, 10 at 2:40am

      .....I believe a touche is in order here.

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      Submitted by Jrod8907 on Aug 6, 12 at 1:10am

      Seeing how uncommon a clit piercing is, I believe we've met

  • Submitted by stantheman on Dec 15, 10 at 10:45pm

    I'll pay you for an hour of your time if you come over with some magnets

  • Submitted by icanfly303 on Dec 15, 10 at 5:42pm

    Annnnnd now I have a bomer.

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 15, 10 at 7:19pm

      What's a bomer?

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        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 15, 10 at 7:48pm

        It's a boner with no n to it

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          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 15, 10 at 9:46pm

          well played.

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          Submitted by drpeppermd on Dec 15, 10 at 9:59pm

          but with an m instead

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            Submitted by said8ED on Dec 16, 10 at 1:19am

            n-less boner

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              Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Dec 16, 10 at 3:09am

              i like that haha

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              Submitted by wuddahull on Dec 16, 10 at 4:30pm

              there should be a like button for comments

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              Submitted by CannonPop on Dec 23, 10 at 3:59am

              Agreed.

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 15, 10 at 7:00pm

    Christmas came early for someone!

  • Submitted by yfz501 on Dec 16, 10 at 7:30am

    dirtydiana finds nipple and genital piercings gross? that makes no sense

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      Submitted by TJenks on Oct 24, 11 at 7:21pm

      clit piercings are just trashy imo. nipples are nice :)

  • Submitted by stephc_o6 on Dec 15, 10 at 11:04pm

    Haha.. I can relate to this one!! Perfect way to describe it...

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    Submitted by hybridsongwriter on Dec 16, 10 at 10:19am

    Theyre so fun to tongue too.

  • Submitted by jeffpoz on Dec 15, 10 at 11:23pm

    I get the same thing when girls see mine

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    Submitted by emmacakez on Dec 16, 10 at 1:49am

    Hahahahaha the comments on the bomer comment made this so much better xDDDD

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    Submitted by ssgtpuentes_wife on Dec 16, 10 at 7:41pm

    i got the same looks when guys realized i have my clit pierced!!

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      Submitted by jaymie98736 on May 14, 11 at 9:54pm

      hey! ive wanted that! how bad did it hurt? and how long did it take to heal?

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    Submitted by jasboo on Dec 15, 10 at 11:38pm

    I Love You.....until i'm done or want more loving...

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    Submitted by bbailey490 on Dec 16, 10 at 12:33pm

    Just got mine pierced it's glorious

  • Submitted by yeahokay on Dec 16, 10 at 6:15am

    Ew sorry I find piercings on the nipples or genitals is gross\nMy opinion.

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    Submitted by courtaymichele on Dec 16, 10 at 9:19am

    Hahaha yfz501, you beat me to the punch

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    Submitted by TXlawschoolstud on Dec 17, 10 at 1:25pm

    Texas24, I have a feeling your in need of someone with a very skilled tongue

  • Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Dec 16, 10 at 2:15am

    Am I the only person who's first thought when reading this was that poptarts suck? I'll wait til I'm homeless to relish in eating cardboard. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/

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    Submitted by xoasiangirlox on Dec 21, 10 at 6:46am

    How many dudes you let look at your nipple? Must be a stripper.

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    Submitted by xoasiangirlox on Dec 21, 10 at 6:46am

    How many dudes you let look at your nipple? Must be a stripper.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 16, 10 at 9:29am

    Do they taste as good?

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    Submitted by captain_ahab on Dec 15, 10 at 10:48pm

    Reminds me of an ex gf of mine...

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    Submitted by honestyiskey on Dec 19, 10 at 3:00am

    I can't wait to see this face one day soon :)

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    Submitted by yfz501 on Mar 30, 11 at 8:12pm

    Update: got her to do it and they are everything i thought they could be and more

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    Submitted by nanooki12 on Dec 16, 10 at 7:06pm

    I like the look from when they find out on their own better.

  • Submitted by tide on Dec 15, 10 at 5:47pm

    Saw my exgirlfriend get her tits pierced that was fun

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    Submitted by SMYG09 on Dec 15, 10 at 11:44pm

    SO connect with this.. except it's when guys see my VCH. they DIE of excitement.

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    Submitted by Jrod8907 on Aug 6, 12 at 1:11am

    My ex had her nipples pierced. Gotta say, they are fun! But nothing beats a metal tongue ring and her sucking on some ice before giving you head

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    Submitted by jaymie98736 on May 14, 11 at 9:51pm

    that is so true! haha lmfao i love the look guys give mm its awesome makes me even honier :) :P

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 15, 10 at 4:15pm

    All those poptarts are making me firsty.

  • Submitted by FiosTV on Dec 16, 10 at 1:35am

    what about when chicks see my prince albert.. which is far less common than probably all vaginal piercings combined. win.

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      Submitted by ssgtpuentes_wife on Dec 16, 10 at 7:43pm

      no actually its far more common now a jacobs ladder is far less common and far more impressive!!