Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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Always use a rubber when sucking off a snowman, you don't want to catch slurpies.
melts in your mouth not in your hand
She's a snowblower..
Hope she didnt forget to play with his snowballs
IN soviet russia the snowman blows you
Too bad. If you had real snow, you could make him a slushie
Well played, "anonymous". Wally, your a dimwit.
I think the last time LA got snow was in the 70s. This text is dumb.
Did he come to life and dance around?
Now wonder why the carrot was placed so low on the snowman.
Now that's something that won't grow in your mouth, more like melt in your mouth; kind of like MM's :)
Ummm they were shitfaced and don't remember
Keeping it classy
As long as she didn't snowball her boyfriend after
Haha no snow in the 818. Fired
It never snows in the valley
people making the no snow in LA area have never been to college... ever hear of not going to community college? some people actually go to other states... there's actually this place that snows and has colleges, it's just north of "get a map, you fuckwit"
Your in Hollywood stop trying to be cool I have the same area code
Hey, Laser Lips! Your momma was a snowblower!
I don't get these texts that tell the person they are talking to what they did. Weren't they there? Or did they suddenly get amnesia? It's weird.