I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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you started your period. happens to the best of us.
Wrong. I don't have a vagina
You grew a vagina. Doesn't happen to most of us.
I definitely grew one, which is why I currently do not have one. Well played.
You're not the "One erection and it's gonne go wrong" guy from www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-24330.html, are you? Because I totally warned you about the erection sharpener.
You were homoed.
Looks like you were passed around by the uw basketball team
I had the same occurrence after a 7 hour sit at the local bar. I fell chin first into my treadmill on the way to the bathroom. It sucked.
I like how happens to the best of us is trending.
So do the rest of us.
Could be bleeding from your ass.
life. thats what happened.
You got your dick sucked by a vampire...happens to the best of us
you're fired! happens to the best of us.
sorry zeke92, ur text was just very feminine. maybe sound less like a girl and I won't assume u have a vag, k?
Your suicide attempt failed. Happens to the best of us.
I enjoy this quite a bit hahaa
Good sex is what happened.
This whole "happens to the best of us" has gotten WAY old. How about y'all stop. K. Thanks. Bye.
way to comment on the actual text. happens to the best of us ;)\n\nxxxo
You missed your vein with your heroin needle. Happens to the best of us!