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  • 97 50
    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 20, 11 at 3:59pm

    you started your period. happens to the best of us.

    • 39 44
      Submitted by Zeke92 on Jan 20, 11 at 4:50pm

      Wrong. I don't have a vagina

      • 41 37
        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 5:59pm

        You grew a vagina. Doesn't happen to most of us.

        • 29 52
          Submitted by Zeke92 on Jan 20, 11 at 6:28pm

          I definitely grew one, which is why I currently do not have one. Well played.

  • 62 41
    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 6:04pm

    You're not the "One erection and it's gonne go wrong" guy from www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-24330.html, are you? Because I totally warned you about the erection sharpener.

    • 36 50
      Submitted by Zeke92 on Jan 20, 11 at 6:30pm

      Unfortunately, no.

  • 49 38
    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 21, 11 at 1:32am

    I like how happens to the best of us is trending.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by valentinehearts on Jan 20, 11 at 5:05pm

    Could be bleeding from your ass.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by djokie on Jan 21, 11 at 1:06am

    Looks like you were passed around by the uw basketball team

  • 44 41
    Submitted by thatkid420 on Jan 20, 11 at 7:10pm

    life. thats what happened.

  • 44 42
    Submitted by dieselkinevel on Jan 20, 11 at 7:11pm

    I had the same occurrence after a 7 hour sit at the local bar. I fell chin first into my treadmill on the way to the bathroom. It sucked.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by n1e7h on Jan 22, 11 at 3:37am

    I enjoy this quite a bit hahaa

  • 44 48
    Submitted by MandaaaPants on Jan 21, 11 at 2:15pm

    You got your dick sucked by a vampire...happens to the best of us

  • 49 63
    Submitted by djXENU on Jan 20, 11 at 7:15pm

    Your suicide attempt failed. Happens to the best of us.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 21, 11 at 8:01am

    You were homoed.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 21, 11 at 1:23am

    sorry zeke92, ur text was just very feminine. maybe sound less like a girl and I won't assume u have a vag, k?

  • 44 71
    Submitted by alexisvoltaire on Jan 21, 11 at 2:55am

    Good sex is what happened.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by hsm531 on Jan 21, 11 at 12:09am

    you're fired! happens to the best of us.

  • 27 56
    Submitted by jLRoch on Jan 23, 11 at 11:40pm

    This whole "happens to the best of us" has gotten WAY old. How about y'all stop. K. Thanks. Bye.

    • 36 49
      Submitted by andthelion on Jan 29, 11 at 3:42am

      way to comment on the actual text. happens to the best of us ;)\n\nxxxo

  • 33 69
    Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Jan 20, 11 at 5:18pm

    You missed your vein with your heroin needle. Happens to the best of us!