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  • you started your period. happens to the best of us.

    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 20, 11 at 3:59pm
  • You're not the "One erection and it's gonne go wrong" guy from www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-24330.html, are you? Because I totally warned you about the erection sharpener.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 6:04pm
  • You were homoed.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 21, 11 at 8:01am
  • Looks like you were passed around by the uw basketball team

    Submitted by djokie on Jan 21, 11 at 1:06am
  • I had the same occurrence after a 7 hour sit at the local bar. I fell chin first into my treadmill on the way to the bathroom. It sucked.

    Submitted by dieselkinevel on Jan 20, 11 at 7:11pm
  • I like how happens to the best of us is trending.

    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 21, 11 at 1:32am
  • Could be bleeding from your ass.

    Submitted by valentinehearts on Jan 20, 11 at 5:05pm
  • life. thats what happened.

    Submitted by thatkid420 on Jan 20, 11 at 7:10pm
  • You got your dick sucked by a vampire...happens to the best of us

    Submitted by MandaaaPants on Jan 21, 11 at 2:15pm
  • you're fired! happens to the best of us.

    Submitted by hsm531 on Jan 21, 11 at 12:09am
  • sorry zeke92, ur text was just very feminine. maybe sound less like a girl and I won't assume u have a vag, k?

    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 21, 11 at 1:23am
  • Your suicide attempt failed. Happens to the best of us.

    Submitted by djXENU on Jan 20, 11 at 7:15pm
  • I enjoy this quite a bit hahaa

    Submitted by n1e7h on Jan 22, 11 at 3:37am
  • Good sex is what happened.

    Submitted by alexisvoltaire on Jan 21, 11 at 2:55am
  • This whole "happens to the best of us" has gotten WAY old. How about y'all stop. K. Thanks. Bye.

    Submitted by jLRoch on Jan 23, 11 at 11:40pm
    • way to comment on the actual text. happens to the best of us ;)\n\nxxxo

      Submitted by andthelion on Jan 29, 11 at 3:42am
  • You missed your vein with your heroin needle. Happens to the best of us!

    Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Jan 20, 11 at 5:18pm