Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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Your mother. Your grandma was a fully retarded giraffe.
who the fuck says "half retarded giraffe" to describe anything? that is a non-existent animal. and why would a half retarded giraffe (if it did exist) vomit?
fuck 6:25 AND 5:25.
Probably the stupidest text I've ever read on here! TFLN please don't start posting texts like this frequently...
ahhhhhhhahaha ohdear, i just laughed out loud for a very long time. phrases like "half-retarded giraffe" are what this website is FOR! my question is: was there actually something about them that reminded you of a giraffe, or was it just entirely random??
As opposed to a fully retarded giraffe?
dude what. i just laughed my ass off at this even though it MAKES NO SENSE
How does one vomit like a half-retarded giraffe?
4:21 don't be so literal. just appreciate the ridiculousness of the statement.
that is pretty much one of the best analogies i've ever heard.
5:51 don't be such an asshole. It's on here because of the ridiculousness and if you can't handle it then go to fml and get over yourself
what the fuck IS a half retarted giraffe?
623 I presume you're the OP. If you're not and you still think this is funny, you may retarded. It's not clever, just stupid.
funny until the Full retarded simile.
and jeez people. stop taking texts so fuckin seriously. calm cown. it'll be ok.
5:25 is freaking awesome
4:21 is an idiot
Luaghing and smiling!