Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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who the fuck says "half retarded giraffe" to describe anything? that is a non-existent animal. and why would a half retarded giraffe (if it did exist) vomit?
fuck 6:25 AND 5:25.
Your mother. Your grandma was a fully retarded giraffe.
4:21 don't be so literal. just appreciate the ridiculousness of the statement.
that is pretty much one of the best analogies i've ever heard.
How does one vomit like a half-retarded giraffe?
ahhhhhhhahaha ohdear, i just laughed out loud for a very long time. phrases like "half-retarded giraffe" are what this website is FOR! my question is: was there actually something about them that reminded you of a giraffe, or was it just entirely random??
what the fuck IS a half retarted giraffe?
Probably the stupidest text I've ever read on here! TFLN please don't start posting texts like this frequently...
5:51 don't be such an asshole. It's on here because of the ridiculousness and if you can't handle it then go to fml and get over yourself
dude what. i just laughed my ass off at this even though it MAKES NO SENSE
623 I presume you're the OP. If you're not and you still think this is funny, you may retarded. It's not clever, just stupid.
As opposed to a fully retarded giraffe?
funny until the Full retarded simile.
and jeez people. stop taking texts so fuckin seriously. calm cown. it'll be ok.
5:25 is freaking awesome
4:21 is an idiot
Luaghing and smiling!