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  • who the fuck says "half retarded giraffe" to describe anything? that is a non-existent animal. and why would a half retarded giraffe (if it did exist) vomit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:21pm
  • fuck 6:25 AND 5:25.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:59pm
  • How does one vomit like a half-retarded giraffe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:25am
  • 4:21 don't be so literal. just appreciate the ridiculousness of the statement. that is pretty much one of the best analogies i've ever heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Your mother. Your grandma was a fully retarded giraffe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:25pm
  • ahhhhhhhahaha ohdear, i just laughed out loud for a very long time. phrases like "half-retarded giraffe" are what this website is FOR! my question is: was there actually something about them that reminded you of a giraffe, or was it just entirely random??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:00am
  • what the fuck IS a half retarted giraffe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:20pm
  • dude what. i just laughed my ass off at this even though it MAKES NO SENSE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:46pm
  • 5:51 don't be such an asshole. It's on here because of the ridiculousness and if you can't handle it then go to fml and get over yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:23pm
  • As opposed to a fully retarded giraffe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:24am
  • Probably the stupidest text I've ever read on here! TFLN please don't start posting texts like this frequently...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:51pm
  • bahahaa and jeez people. stop taking texts so fuckin seriously. calm cown. it'll be ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:57pm
  • 623 I presume you're the OP. If you're not and you still think this is funny, you may retarded. It's not clever, just stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:28pm
  • funny until the Full retarded simile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:38pm
  • 5:25 is freaking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:26am
  • 4:21 is an idiot first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Luaghing and smiling!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:54am