It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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Always be concerned of girls that live alone, have big dogs, single and are sexually satisfied.
If the shame is a tangible substance with dog fur stuck in it, your night was anything but good.
Yup. Shame on you fur that
Someone got used be the dog. K-9 fun.
Fur sure! ;)
Sounds like a Rick Scott night. Just add a load of jizz on the face. Fired!
scrounging for 'good nights'? I see what you did there...
As a furry, I approve of this. :3
Dog fur != good night. Fired
A clever use of a zeugma!
Where's the zeugma in that?
Um...I define a good night by not being fucked by a dog but that's just me.