Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I miss my mouth with chips all the time. Fired.
Heroin? I know a junkie that choked to death on a Wheat Thin.
Thats why people shouldnt feed you chips on the toilet...
Was this while you were sitting on the toilet?
Well then, you should def never try to give a blowjob then, it's all fun and games till someone loses an eye and or the virginity of one of their nostrils