Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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because they would look silly in the freezer.
and you wouldn't want to freeze your maracas
"For safe keeping"
I thought you were supposed to wash sex toys in the dishwasher?
I think a better ending would be "instead of the marimbas?"
In Soviet Russia dishwasher in maracas.
so they can be clean?
Because you touch yourself at night
"God damnit rosa, can you just clean the dishes without doing cultural integration on my miscellanious appliances?"\n"yes meester Smeeth"\n"good, now here is 50 cents for the last month of housekeeping"\n"gracias"
why is this funny and makes it through TFLN? Honestly.
Somebody's bitter about their texts not getting posted. bam! $$$$
Rule 2398: always Wash anal toys between uses.