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  • Submitted by Lugnut81 on Oct 4, 10 at 10:31pm

    because they would look silly in the freezer.

    • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 8, 10 at 4:28pm

      and you wouldn't want to freeze your maracas

  • Submitted by blargmeansno on Oct 4, 10 at 1:58pm

    "For safe keeping"

  • Submitted by iowawashington on Oct 4, 10 at 2:04pm

    I thought you were supposed to wash sex toys in the dishwasher?

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    Submitted by drunken_coyote on Oct 6, 10 at 12:47am

    I think a better ending would be "instead of the marimbas?"

  • Submitted by Zzzave on Oct 5, 10 at 1:29am

    In Soviet Russia dishwasher in maracas.

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    Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 6, 10 at 10:24pm

    Because you touch yourself at night

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    Submitted by Unknown_ on Oct 4, 10 at 1:31pm

    so they can be clean?

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 4, 10 at 11:49pm

    "God damnit rosa, can you just clean the dishes without doing cultural integration on my miscellanious appliances?"\n"yes meester Smeeth"\n"good, now here is 50 cents for the last month of housekeeping"\n"gracias"

  • Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Oct 5, 10 at 2:49am

  • Submitted by jimmyboy on Oct 4, 10 at 1:31pm

    why is this funny and makes it through TFLN? Honestly.

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      Submitted by getsome25 on Oct 5, 10 at 3:49pm

      Somebody's bitter about their texts not getting posted. bam! $$$$

  • Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 5, 10 at 12:10am

    Rule 2398: always Wash anal toys between uses.