Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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That is totally something I would say. Classic.
12:20 doesn't get laid very often, probably because he keeps "loosing" his hard-on.
It's rare that you see people using "you're" in place of "your." Usually the other way around. People must be getting dumber.
In all honesty, using proper grammar is paramount in making sure that confusions are avoided... I mean for all she knew, he was calling her a cunt.
HAHA that's a classic.
That is definitely a pet peeve and turn off. Proper homonyms win.
1:08 I think I want to date you.
So proud my area code is 706 right now.
Who is this 706? Grammar Nazi, I shall make you mine!
3:07 seems to be taking this text a little too personally.
1220 number 2-- Nazis NOT Nazi's
dump the cumdumpster
Improper grammar is so unattractive. Way to go 706!
poor 3:07. there's a huge state college right in the middle of 706.
wow you are all so dumb, 5:39 is right.
you're = you are
your = possessive pro-noun
youre = no a word
1:08 you're awesome.
and 706 - kudos to you.
Ahahaha, 404 needs to dump her. I've been looking for a girl like 706!
706 was awsome
1:07pm even better
2:47 is a douche....quit using "epic"
Maybe they did it on purpose, but I love that every person who bitched about 706 being a grammar Nazi made a simple grammatical or spelling error.
come on.To those looking for friends in their area code: 724 covers like 14 counties. . . and I guess the assumption can be made the both parties are from the same county (which is not necessary...) so they're from Allegheny or Westmoreland...
i'm surprised 706 could even tell the diffrrence, she's a redneck mountain bitch.
That may be my ex. He mixed up your/you're all the time, and he was 404.
Adriene? Is that you? Hahaha
BAHAHAHA that's my kinda lady!!!
haha high five. grammar is such a turn on
I hate people who abuse their homophones.
Love this textttt<3
Well holy fucking shit. Jamima was right. I got posted on here.
I am 706 and I have achieved greatness.
Actually, you're not. I'm 706. And, Jemima is usually not spelled Jamima.
...that didn't make any sense, 5:39.
Fucking love it.
this is really annoying. people get mad at people for the grammar thing, but if you're so dumb that you can't use it right, then you're just a sad human being.
As an English teacher (that DOES get laid) this amuses me sooooooooo much <3
HA! This is great :D
3:07 is right. that girl is from rabun. it's such a rarity to find somebody smart up there.
but 404 is atlanta, what a fail. making the rest of us look bad.
Gah! This is so true!
i think i just found my dream woman.
i'm 706 and don't even know where rabun is. my guess is athens.
706 should post her number. she could get a lot of dates out of this.
Apparently 12:20 hasn't passed second grade grammar
Grammar Nazi? The girl should leave the dude for saying "Rub your cunt." That's so stupid.
HOLY CRAP! WIN. I think I love her!
706 you are so hot right now
thank you, 12:40. i love you.
Youre... You're? No you're both wrong, what you are looking for is ' your'. 2XFail
I hate when people are using plurals and have an 's with them, like 'The girl's went to the bar last night'....there is no hope for the youth of America
12:05- too true, not to
706, I think I love you.
As if "tell me you love me" is a turn on during sexting anyway, forget which your hes using.
So tired of all the proper spelling and grammer shit. You don't sound cool, just annoying. Please STFU.
3:36... wrong one?
2:53 haha :D
About as pathetic as you 1:13.
Dude, some people might spell Jemima a different way. Just like theirs five ways to spell Stephanie/Steffi or Ali, etc. Some people spell names their own ways.
Get the fuck over it.
Either way- when theirs three people claiming this 706 thing, I doubt either of you are the winner.
I know who the 706 is and she would never act like such an idiot.
lol this is great. love it. with his improper use of grammar 404 is actually insulting his girlfriend. definitely 706 ftw.
Definitely one of the best posts on here.
Fucking Grammar Nazi's...DUMP HER
You're not 706. I am.
And I think 'Jemima' is typiclally spelled with an 'e'.
If you're such good friends with 706, why isn't your grammar better? It's not theirs. It's not even there's. It's there are.
3:07- 706 is Augusta, Ga. There are not even mountains in or around the area.......
i would say the same shit. lol
The word cunt wouldn't arouse me much either
I wish I were there to see the face of 404. I'll just have to berate him tomorrow.
706- you're definitely my favorite person right now
Proper grammar is hot.
I agree, that totally turns me off
i would marry the girl that responded. her catching the improper use of 'you're' gives me half-chub.
i would deffffff say that
706 is win. Win, win, win.
I'm in love with you, 706.
I have great grammar but will never understand why people get so fucking anal about it. Are you guys really that insecure that you need to point out other peoples minuscule grammatical errors? How pathetic are you?
I want 706 to be my best friend.
Nicely done, 706. Oh, and that whooshing sound you 'here' is 12:05's post going right over 12:07 and 08's heads.
This made me laugh.. good job!
Good one. About as good as "I know you are but what am I". Fucking idiot.
I have to say I'd say the same thing. That's so funny!