Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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It's a straw hat. Here's $2 - go buy a new one you cheap bastard.
Ignoring the sad part that this straw hat even exists & that you were wearing it, OP, all you have to do is take the little hose attachment on the side of the kitchen sink, stick it inside the hat & forcefully spray the spot in question. Then take a LOW HEAT hairdryer to it. Not that hard.
Do you own a cum stain removal company? If not, you should. You seem rather knowledgeable.
I'm saddened by the very fact that a straw hat was even involved.
Only in Alabama.
If that's the last piece of evidence remaining you should probably burn it. Your secret is safe here on tfln.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, good girl, good girl.
Really? We (being Alabama) already have a bad rep, we don't need more people to think that Alabamians or speacial.
There are so many things wrong with this post
Sounds like this has happened before... But at least you should know a few tricks now!
Just burn it and get a new one.
The Alabama football coach wears a straw hat and Greek skanks wear copies.