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  • Submitted by LoveDumpster on Jan 22, 11 at 3:09pm

    It's a straw hat. Here's $2 - go buy a new one you cheap bastard.

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    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jan 22, 11 at 3:44pm

    Ignoring the sad part that this straw hat even exists & that you were wearing it, OP, all you have to do is take the little hose attachment on the side of the kitchen sink, stick it inside the hat & forcefully spray the spot in question. Then take a LOW HEAT hairdryer to it. Not that hard.

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      Submitted by LordJebus on Jan 22, 11 at 4:59pm

      Do you own a cum stain removal company? If not, you should. You seem rather knowledgeable.

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 22, 11 at 3:34pm

    I'm saddened by the very fact that a straw hat was even involved.

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    Submitted by imanarder on Jan 22, 11 at 5:03pm

    Only in Alabama.

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 22, 11 at 5:25pm

    If that's the last piece of evidence remaining you should probably burn it. Your secret is safe here on tfln.

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    Submitted by imfreak56 on Jan 23, 11 at 2:04am

    Sounds like this has happened before... But at least you should know a few tricks now!

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    Submitted by GoBuenoGo on Jan 24, 11 at 3:03am

    Really? We (being Alabama) already have a bad rep, we don't need more people to think that Alabamians or speacial.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 25, 11 at 3:46pm

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, good girl, good girl.

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    Submitted by farkyfark on Jan 23, 11 at 1:02am

    There are so many things wrong with this post

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 23, 11 at 7:21am

    Just burn it and get a new one.

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    Submitted by Hierro on Jan 22, 11 at 5:37pm

    The Alabama football coach wears a straw hat and Greek skanks wear copies.