there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Well I said we needed to try out OfficeMax and you misunderstood that as "Office Sex" so you broke out the stapler and sticky notes and pandemonium ensued. On a side note it was strangely arousing...
No one gives a fucking shit if you're first!!
Semi-pro wrestling sex.
s&m. chains and whips excite you. apparently so do office supplies.
sounds like your sexual escapades has been invaded by a dominatrix........or a kinky elementary teacher........
The staples must have popped out of her C-section.
Staples: that was easy!
The good kind?
the best kind!
The type of sex that you'd never tell a friend, because from now on they can't look at you without thinking about all the fucked up shit you're doing when you have sex.
Fired that was office supplies you stole!
office sex (the internet gods claim that this is spam?)
Agree with Zach.